THE MUTANT OTTER PANGUIN PEOPLE!!!!
Lol, just kidding! The title really is....... DRUM ROLL PLEASE!...............
Twenty Years from Now...
Yea, I know it's lame, but it's all I could think of! BTW! IF YOU HAVN'T READ Gatorgirl1245's STORIES THEN THIS WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU! READ THEM, NOW!!!!!!! BE THERE OR BE AN OTTER-PENGUIN PERSON! HEY! THAT RHYMES! WAIT, NO IT DOESN'T! I aM cRaZy AbOuT oTtEr-PeNgUiNs!!!
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Enjoy the show!
In a world where penguins and otters collide! Sorry I just HAD to do that!
Twenty Years from Now....
Kowalski and Ariel were having the same conversation they had twenty years ago. Do you remember? I didn't think so. But do they? (Rhetorical question btw, THAT MEANS DON'T ANSWER IT IN THE COMMENT BOX!!!! Thank-you)
"Uh Ariel? Could you hand me a wrench?" Kowalski said from under what was supposed to be a teleportation ray. The couple had spent almost every moment of every day together without a single argument. They were always together no matter what. And today, the two were trying to make some progress with Kowalski's teleportation ray. And to say the lease, it wasn't going very well.
"Sure." Ariel picked up a wrench out of the toolbox that sat off to the side. She bent down to where Kowalski was under the machine. "Here you go."
"Thank you." Kowalski grabbed the wrench and started to tighten some bolts. Just then, Skipper walked in and saw the couple working on the machine.
"So, how's it going you two?" Skipper asked.
"Well," Kowalski said as he got out from under the teleportation ray. He was covered in black grease from the machine. "It could be going better." Ariel started to laugh at him.
"That's a nice look on you Kowalski." Ariel snickered. Kowalski looked down to see the black grease all over him. Ariel laughed one more time and then threw him a towel.
"Ha ha. Very funny. Would you like to get down there and do it yourself?" Kowalski asked while wiping the grease off his face.
"I'm just kidding baby." Ariel said as she walked over to where Kowalski was standing. "So you wanna keep working on the teleportation ray today or are should we pick it up tomorrow?"
"We should try to make some more progress today. I mean we've hardly done anything. Perhaps we should try to elevate date transfer rate. That would enhance the CDMA"
"But if we did that, we would have to connect the CDMA output to the telecommunications outlet. And that would also make the MIPS hard drive run more effectively." Ariel interjected.
"It might be a little difficult but let's give it a try." Kowalski said, as he turned back to the machine with Ariel close behind.
"Well it looks like you two have this covered. I'll be outside if you need me." Skipper said making for the exit, not wanting to be caught up in their confusing tech talk.
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After four hours of fiddling with the various parts of the teleportation ray, Kowalski and Ariel still hadn't made much progress. Ariel finally put down the screwdriver she was holding and sat down in a chair.
"Kowalski this isn't working. Can we just take a break?"
"Alright." Kowalski said as he walked over to where Ariel was sitting. He leaned against the wall and pulled out his notepad and started scribbling down equations.
"Ariel, maybe if we add in a cross platform component, we may be able to bring the transfer rate up to where we need it to be." Kowalski said as he checked over his work.
"What?" Ariel questioned. She pulled Kowalski's notes down to her level so she could review them. "That wouldn't work Kowalski because the cache would be overloaded and the whole system would crash." Ariel said as she released her grip on Kowalski's notepad.
"Not if we use a boot sector hard drive."
"That wouldn't make a difference. The system would still be overloaded. See look." Ariel said as she pulled Kowalski notepad away from him again. "Just the MIPS hard drive alone adds twenty-five terabytes into the cache, and that's really pushing the boundaries already. There's no way we could install a cross platform component. It would take up to many terabytes." Ariel said as she held up Kowalski's notepad, which now had her own equations on it.
"I'm telling you, Ariel, it will work." Kowalski said back without even looking at Ariel's work.
"And I'm telling you, it won't!" Ariel yelled as she stood up to look Kowalski in the eye.
"Ariel, the math does not lie! And it's says it will work!" Kowalski yelled back.
"You're right, the math does not lie. So you must've made a mistake because it's foolish to think that something like that would work!"
"Ariel, what are we doing?" Said Kowalski, who regretted fighting with Ariel so very much.
"Fighting the exact same fight over and over!"
"Can you really believe it's been 20 years?"
"Almost."
"Ariel, I miss our life back then."
"Me too, back then it was just me and you. Now we have two little monsters on our hands."
"I suppose Skipper understands us. After all, he has the same problem with Marlene!"
"Don't you talk about Marlene that way!" Ariel shouted at him, trying to defend the invisible friend. (Hey that rhymes!)
"No silly, I was talking about their kids!"
"Ooooooooooh! I knew that!" Kowalski laughed. The couple soon had the attention of five penguins, two odd looking things, and one otter.
You've guessed it! Oh... you havn't? Well let me elaborate! Those two odd looking things with the beaks, and fluffy paws... and I don't even know what that is... anyway the point is, they're otter-penguin people! Do I HAVE to spell it out for ya? Ok here goes!
GIVE ME AN M!
MMMMMMMMMMMM!
GIVE ME AN I!
IIIIIIIIIIII!
GIVE ME AN L!
LLLLLLLLLLLL!
GIVE ME A K!!
KKKKKKKKKKKK!
GIVE ME AN EXCLAMATION MARK!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!
MIIIIIIIIIIILK!
WAIT... SO IT DOESN'T SPELL OTTER-PENGUIN? FUNNY, I THOUGHT IT DID...
Well now that that's out of the way, let's get back to these otter-penguins!!
Now, you're probably wondering the same thing as me,
Yes, if there are only 8 of them in total, which means that Ariel and Kowalski have two kids, like they mentioned. And the same for Marlene and Skipper. I thought Rico would have had some kids with that Barbie doll?
Ok... maybe you're not wondering the same thing as me....oh! Now you made me go and forget it! Oh just roll the film again!
"MUMMY! DADDY!" Two penguins raced down the stairs at the entrance to greet their parents.
"Hello Angel! Hello Devil!" Now you're wondering the same thing as me, right?
They called their kids Angel, and Devil?!
Yes! Now let us continue!
"I still don't get why you called them Angel and Devil..." Said Private blankly. Private was now alot bigger and taller than he was twenty years ago, and almost as tall as Skipper!
"Private! I've explained this about one hundred times to you and you still don't get it!" Kowalski seemed to be getting annoyed. "We called Angel Angel because when she was born it looked as if a light had fallen on her, and we could hear a heavenly choir singing. Oh I can remember the day now!" Kowalski's tone suddenly changed, and his voice lowered in pitch and volume "And when little Devil here was born it looked as if he had horns and there was an eerie red glow surrounding the room! How many times have I told you?!"
"I dunno, fifty!" Kowalski sighed. He obviously wasn't getting through to Private!
To be continued....
Well, that's all folks!
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