"Minions gather!" Gru shouted as he drinks from a Vodka bottle. The minions assemble around Gru who's standing on top of a wooden crate. "Guys we're down in sales 80%!, People aren't buying jelly like they use to!" "nooooo" chanted the minions. "Shut up you little yellow fucks!" Gru yelled as he tossed his bottle into the crowd of minions. Boom it crashes into the head of Jerry Minion knocking him out. Phil and Bob who are near Jerry check on him "Jerry , Jerry are you okay? bud?" Phil ask him , Bob shakes him "yeah, yea, im, im okay" Jerry says as he raises up. The next day passes. Phil and Bob visit Jerry's room in the commons of Gru Labatories. He's not there. They are worried but don't panic. They go to play kick ball with the other minions. A few hours later Jerry shows up one of the living rooms in the living quarters. Phil, Carl , Bob and Jorge are playing cards at a table. "hey Jerry are you okay?" Phil ask. Jerry has a very distance stare "I have CTE..." The other minons are confused "I went to the doctor and I have CTE... I have the brain of a 82 year old stroke victim" He said with the same blank stare. "I'm so sorry to hear that" Jorge said. Jerry stands there looking into space. "Hey retard you okay" Phil yells at Jerry as the throws his just finished beer bottle at Jerry knokcing him to the ground. "You asshole!" Bob yells as the other minions laugh. Bob goes to help Jerry up. Slowly Jerry gets up in tears as he runs out of the room. Bob chases after him but can't get Jerry before Jerry goes to his room and shuts the door in Bob's face.

The next day Gru shows up chugging a couple coors lights before he does his morning meating at the Jelly Factory. "Listen you fuckkers we're going to lay off about 50% of our workf force.. so some of you won't be employed here anymore. I'm sorry that's just he way this shit works" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the Minions yell some crying. "Come on ya pussies you can go on the street and sell your holes for money hahaha " says a drunk Gru. "Today I want to see more production you guys we need 2000 cases out by 5 PM or you'll be working OVER TIME and no extra pay!" Gru laughs while chugging another Coors. Out of the distance we hear a fork lift flying at a very high speed towards the crowd of minions. it's Jerry driving a forklift with "Unforgiven" playing on his ipod he smashes into about 40 minions before he slams into Gru the forks sliding deep into Gru's internal organs. The Minions scream as many lay crushed or crippled from Jerry's Rampage. Jerry then hits the stop button on his iPod it forces several bombs to exploded that were attached to him and the fork lift. We see minions flying in the air in pieces. Minions running around in flames as they run for help. The Factory is severly damaged. It's complete chaos. We see one last look of Jerry's burning corpse.

Out of the corner we zoom in and see none other than Dr. Nefario laughing on his rascal. "Excellent the plan worked perfectly, it's my turn to take over the lab for pure evil!" He laughs as he drives through an emergency exit.