10 Things that Creep Dean Out
1. Rats – enough said
2. Twins who are dressed alike – people who dress their kids alike are sickos in his opinion
3. Swimming in anything other than a chlorinated pool – he can't see his feet
4. Cruise control in cars – it's just not normal
5. Sushi – raw fish is for the birds, not a grown man
6. Nose piercings – what happens when the person sneezes or has to blow their nose, that is just disgusting
7. Department store mannequins – grown Barbie dolls without appropriate anatomy is what they are
8. Postal workers delivering mail in shorts – adults should never wear shorts unless they are possessed or highly attractive females with legs up to there
9. Green beer – he knows it is just food coloring but he can't get over the fact that it tastes different to him
10. People who wear contacts – I mean who can or really should touch their own eyeball – that is just gross
