A/N: This came to me when I was writing my profile.
I OWN NOTHING, But the albino rat and that alone is still amazing.
Emmett and the Albino Rat!
'It was a normal day in the Cullen House Hold." The narrator began
"How could it be normal they're vampires, YOU.ARE? FIRED!"
"WAAHH" Cried the narrator as he ran away.
"Now then, it was not a normal day in the Cullen house hold for you see; Emmett has found the urge to buy an albino rat. Why? You may ask. I don't know. I am just the narrator. OK! Good. Now Emmett was sitting in the living room…"
"Alice, can you take me to the pet store? I want an albino rat."
"Why would you want-"Alice stops and has a vision of Emmett and the albino rat... "Ha-ha! Ok Emmett I'll take you to the pet store."
"YAY!!" Emmett screamed, clearly excited.
I am going to name him Bob! I can teach him how to bite people and claim he is a vampire rat! OMC! I have to call Bella about this!"
Emmett quickly pressed the numbers into the phone calling Bella.
"Bella, its Emmett! I have this great idea about an albino rat! ……Yep! ……… Meet you there!" Alice was clearly trying to hide the fact that she was laughing while trying to drive.
AT THE PET STORE!!
"Hi Bella! Let's go shopping for some albino rat!" Everybody in the store was staring t Emmett, one even called an insane asylum. "Take a picture it will last longer." Emmett snapped. Soon he was crowded by flashes of bright lights. "OW! The light it burns! Bella Go on with out me!"
"OK."
"No! You are supposed to say I'm not leaving you then come rescue me."
"Oh well, by Emmett!" Bella yelled as she walked past the now fetal Emmett sucking his thumb and into the rat section. "Emmett stops pretending to be traumatized and get your but over here!" Emmett quickly stood up and walked over to Bella.
"He is perfect!"
"I know! I want to name him Fred!"
"His name is bob."
"How about Fred Bob!"
"'Kay!" And with that they paid for the rat and got in the car with Alice and went home.
A/N: Kay, chapter two is probably going to be up soon. REVIEW!!
