Interviewer: Hiya Percy, have you got time for a quick interview?

Percy: Yeah sure. It's nice to have an excuse for a break.

Interviewer: A break from what exactly?

Percy: Well, a bunch of monsters trying to re-arrange my face i suppose.

Interviewer: Okay then. First question. What is it like having one of the big three for a dad?

Percy: Urm... its quite annoying really!

Interviewer: Annoying? Really? Why's that?

Percy: Most mortal kids normally get to see their dads more than 4 or 5 times in their lives! Plus, for my fifteenth birthday all I got was a sand dollar! No offence dad.

Interviewer: Okay final question. How much do you hate heights?

Percy: I'v sorta gotten used to them since I started riding Blackjack, but I can't go too high in case Zeus decides to blast me out of the sky.

Interviewer: Thanks a lot Percy, hope to see you soon!

Percy: Okay bye!