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A/N: Hello, it's me again. This chapter takes place when Lee, Neji, and TenTen are little. Warning: Neji is OOC. Hope you like it anyway.

Team 6

It was a fine day in The Village Hidden in the Leaves. The birds were shining, and the sun was chirping, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Rock Lee, a student at the Ninja Academy, was getting ready to have some lunch.

"Ahh, what a youthful day it is. It is a nice day to have my lunch outside." Lee looked up at the sky, but was temporarily blinded by one of the shining birds. When he could see again, he got ready to eat his lunch. But when he looked down, his lunchbox was gone!

"Where'd my lunch go?" Lee asked as he frantically looked around for his missing lunchbox, on the verge of crying. Suddenly, he heard a voice. "I have your lunchbox." It said. Lee turned around and saw Neji holding his lunchbox. "Who are you?" Lee asked, while forlornly staring at his stolen lunch. "Neji Hyuga. And you're Rock Lee, right?" Lee was shocked. "How do you know my name?" "You're the kid who puked in front of everyone during math class while singing the "Anthem of Youth." You were kind of famous after that."

"Oh." Lee replied, a little embarrassed by the memory. "Give me back my lunchbox!" "No, it is destiny that I eat your cupcakes." "How do you know I have cupcakes?" "I can smell a cupcake from a mile away. Why do you think I chose to steal your lunch?" With that, Neji opened up the lunchbox and shoved one of the cupcakes into his mouth. "Noooooooo! Da horror! Ma cupcakes!"

Just then, TenTen walked up. "Hey guys!" she said, smiling. "I saw everything! You guys are funny. Can we be friends?" "Sure!" said Lee. "Yes! I'm TenTen." "I'm Rock Lee, the most awesomest student in the whole academy!" "O…kaaay…" TenTen was starting to regret asking to be Lee's friend.

Awkward silence.

"I'm Neji Hyuga!" Neji, who had hearts in his eyes, said suddenly, making everyone jump. "Here TenTen, have a cupcake!" he said, holding out Lee's last cupcake. Lee was trying to grab it, but Neji slapped his hand and he backed off. "No thanks." Said TenTen. "That stuff goes straight to your thighs." Neji slowly looked down. His thighs were bigger than a grown man! "Ahhh! Ma thighs!" Neji screeched.

Neji ran screaming to the bathroom to hide his shame but got stuck in the doorway. "Ahhh! Ma thighs are stuck! Lee, TenTen, heeelp meee!" Lee and TenTen tried to push him through the door, but to no avail. He stayed stuck and kept screaming until Iruka came looking for them, because they were late for class. By the time he got there, a crowd of laughing students had gathered. Neji was screaming and crying, and Lee and TenTen were trying to calm him down. Iruka hired a team of elite jounin to get him unstuck. Even so, it took three hours. It was the front page story in the Konoha Times newspaper for a full week. The Hyuga clan was shamed, and Hizashi put Neji on a diet.

Poor guy. He never ate another cupcake ever again.

A/N: Poor wittle Neji. Next is Team 7. Oh, the possibilities…