Ten things we ALL need to know about Jacob Black
Warning to all Jacob Lovers… DO NOT read any further
1. Jacob turns into a dog, therefore, he licks his butt
-Bella: "WHAT?! I KISSED A BUTT-LICKER?!"
2. Jacob runs around naked before turning into a wolf.
3. Jacob is never going to get a girlfriend so he lets a few guys sniff his butt.
4. Jacob has gone emo, and he cuts his wrists but no one suspects it because he heals so fast.
5. He dreams about Rosalie Hale.
6. He also dreams about Carlisle Cullen.
7. Quil and Embry aren't really (though Stephenie wouldn't want the public to know this) his friends anymore because they know what Jacob wants from them
-Stephenie: I know, it's true…it's true… But I thought Jacob would have SOME hope left…
8. Jacob may want Edward because in Eclipse, Edward said "Please try to control your thoughts." and Jacob was embarrassed, but why would he be embarrassed over Bella? She's a girl, he would only be embarrassed if he were having thoughts about a guy.
9. Jacob listens to Hannah Montannah.
10. Jacob shares all of his thoughts and deepest feelings with a girl. (Leah..not Bella)
Alright I gotta credit my friends with this too. Their pennames are cullenocd and... I will find out...she does have one though
