(a/n: I just got a sudden whim to do this, so here it is)
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Rocky intro theme plays as a camera pans in on a well made-up woman sitting next to a couch occupied by three others. One a girl of about fifteen with brown hair and pink kimono. Another, a wild looking man with tan skin and unruly hair. He rubs his chin that has a generous amount of stubble. The last is a tall and very pale man, he sits with good posture. The word dignified comes to mind as he adjusts his thin-framed glasses. Announcer gives the camera a wave.
Announcer: Hey, we're back on the set of the hit action/hip-hop anime Samurai Champloo. I'm sitting here with the three young and talented stars of the show; Jin, Mugen, and Fuu. I know we're all dying to know what you guys are really like, so let's dig right in. So tell me, what has it been like working together these past two seasons?
Fuu: Oh my gosh, it's been a lot of fun!
Jin: Somewhat entertaining, I agree.
Mugen: shrugs Beats flippin' burgers I guess.
Announcer: Hmm…Interesting. What is your favorite part of being on a highly acclaimed and innovative show like this?
Mugen: I get some pretty decent chicks. Girls don't mind being just a piece of ass when they know you're on TV. Come to think of it, you're kinda hott. What are you doin' later?
Fuu: Pervert.
Announcer: Ok…We may have to cut that in editing. Jin, what about you?
Jin: I suppose that I would have to say that I most enjoy how challenging it is. Somewhat mentally, but mostly physically.
Mugen: Isn't that what I just said.
Jin: I meant the fight scenes…Idiot.
Mugen: Fuck you.
Jin: Not even if you paid me.
Mugen: You know you'd take it if I offered. Plus, everybody know that you're the gay one.
Jin's head turns slightly in the direction of his scruffy male co-star.
Jin: Excuse me? Hand drifts toward sword.
Announcer begins panicking.
Fuu: Shut it, both of you.
They obey grudingly. Announcer regains some composure and turns to Fuu with a grateful smile.
Announcer: Fuu, you've gone a lot through this journey. You've met a lot of people and even a few winks love interests. What most people are curious about though, is which of these two catches your attention.
Both Jin and Mugen lean in, very interested in her answer. Fuu bursts into wild fits of laughter. Jin and Mugen look taken aback.
Fuu: You're joking right? These two? Ha! Have you seen the show? What's there to pick from?
Eyes narrow and frowns pull simultaneously on Jin and Mugen's faces at her response.
Announcer: But…They're such lovable characters…
Fuu: Maybe for the audience. You only have to spend half an hour with them one time a week. I have to be with them all of the time. They're jerks!
Mugen/Jin: Hey!
Mugen: You should be grateful bitch, I've saved your sorry flat-chested self too many times to count. Show some respect!
Jin: What did I do?
Announcer: New question! Yes, that's what we need-
Fuu: What did you do? What did you do? Oh, let's see…You left me stranded more than once, I got put in a brothel, I got beat up…Oh, and let's not forget the zombies!!!
Mugen: Yeah but who saved you from the zombies?
Fuu's outraged face turns a violent shade of red. Announcer, camera man, and sound guy back up a few feet.
Fuu: YOU WERE THE ONES WHO GOT US IN THE SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
Jin: What have you based this loose conclusion on?
Fuu: The mushrooms! You ate all of the mushrooms. If you two hadn't been hording them all like the pigs you were then we wouldn't have fallen down that stupid hole.
Mugen: We're pigs? You look like a sumo wrestler after you get through with a meal. Between that and the fact that you don't have a decent rack, no wonder you can't get a guy.
Fuu lunges from chair and wraps her hands around Mugen's neck. Both fall to the floor and began a struggle. Choking noises add to the chaotic flailing of his arms. Fuu looks like she has weighed prison against killing Mugen and is willing to do the time. Jin stoically observes as if this is nothing out of the ordinary. Slowly he looks back at the announcer.
Jin: Did you have any other questions?
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(a/n: The next part will be up soon. I just thought it would be a fun idea. It's a little different from what I usually do.)
