So, I got a request a while ago to write a fic where Athena and Poseidon kiss, so here it is…
Aphrodite was bored.
It was a few days after Valentines Day, and she wanted to do something, anything. Compared with the candy high of Valentines Day, Athena and Poseidon fighting was boring.
So she decided to use her powers and get them to shut up.
She snapped her fingers and then Poseidon and Athena were kissing.
When they broke apart they stared horror struck at each other for a minute before they both shouted, "NEVER SPEAK OF THIS!"
And then they ran away to drown themselves in mouthwash, leaving behind a laughing hysterically Aphrodite.
She had gotten a picture of them kissing.
And it was sooo going on Facebook!
