Hello. This idea was in my head all day so I decided to do a fic on it.

Its not bad. My teacher was fussing and al that cuz we wouldn't shut nonetheless I am very excited about this one. The uh. Dangers uv online dating. It's a narutoboondocks crossover and please review. Thukuuuuu. And now of all characters Riley you may take it away.

Riley: the lil nia that owns diz cruddy fic don't own meeeeee.

Ahem. On with the fic while I procced to kick the crap out of you.

The dangers of Online friggin dating.

Sasukes pov

I was so messed up. Thinking about sakura. Liking her name. Twirling her hair when she called me a broke muver fuver. Her letters are all ruined cuz hinata got the balls to punch the crap out of her. Now im mad cuz we met on a chatline and her name was winner1233455 and so then we met at golden coral for a romantic evening. "oh sasuke kun!" Oh sH#t.

Im at home string at my laptop wondering what to do with my now insane life. Maybe end it. Sakura makes erday feel like a hellhole anyways. Jesus. Like speaking of the holy ghost we went to church and while bathing in the spirit Sakura had the nevrve to bend over while prasing the lord like huey`s aunt cookie says. …

The girls a big loser and shes basically saying im a loser. Ruin your sanity for five bucks.

They even put her name on the hazard for the date website. Warning. Big problem with woman as named sakura haruno. If stalked please note we cant pay you for two reaons . rule one the creator is a homeless . Rule two the girl burned down our water, money,food,and clothes supply.

See that makes absolutely no since whatsoever and the chick is still im still perfectly out of my sanity. Im high, perfectly not sane and living in the guhetto. Now tell me how am I supposed to find a chick with a perfect sanity level. Just another episode of the crazy kung fu wolf bitch.(EPISODE OF THE BOONDOCKS)

End of that.

I know the first chapter was short but I can fill in some things in. KONOHA IS THE CHARACTERS COME IN NEXT CHAPTER. AND… REVIEW CUZ IF I DON'T HAVE ANY REVIEWS I AM DISCONTINUING. DON'T LEAVE ANY DUMB COMMENTS CUZ DEY WILL BE IGNORED. AND AS 4 FAVORITES PLEEZ PUT ME AS YRS IF YOU LIKE THIS. THANKS AND I CANT STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS CUZ DER AWESOME.

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