Stranger than Fiction
by magentalover
Disclaimer- Richard O'Brien own RHPS, ROTOQ, and the song Science Fiction Double Feature
A/N- No school today yay! This is just a little one shot that I came up with while singing Science Fiction Double Feature to myself. Not related to my other series (yet). Also, I hope no one hates me if I use ROTOQ characters in completely nontraditional ways (still need to finish reading it).
"To the late night, double feature picture show! In the back row, oh oh ohhh, to the late night double feature picture show!" The young brunette finished singing before the movie flickered to life behind her. She quickly left the stage and resumed her place behind the concession stand.
"Hi Trixie!" Her friend Columbia greeted leaning up against the lit up glass box full of over priced candies.
"Hi Col. What are you up too?"
"Nothing much. Eddie brought me to see a movie, but it's all blood and gore, so I thought I'd come check on you and little Sonny!" She said patting Trixie's stomach.
"Damn, am I starting to show?" she asked nervously pulling her blue uniform.
"No don't worry about it Trix." Columbia said chewing on a piece of licorice.
"I still haven't told Andy. You better pay for that too, my boss started docking my pay for your licorice addiction!" Trixie said grabbing the box of candy out of her hand.
"So your sure it isn't his?" Columbia asked.
"I told you the story a hundred times already! It has to be that crazy transvestite's kid, I haven't slept with Andy since he got out of the slammer." Trixie said reapplying her bright red lipstick.
"I think all these Sci-Fi movies are getting to your head. I mean you even wrote a song based off of them!"Columbia added.
"Yeah, but get paid extra for singing, and they've been requesting it more so now that I made that song."
"These late night movies are full of weirdos."
"That's coming from you, Columbia, and your wearing twice as much glitter a s Frank was." Trixie pointed out.
"Who?" Columbia said, now snacking on some popcorn.
"The transvestite! Sheesh, in one ear out the other."
"I don't think these extra shifts are good for your brain of yours Trixie."
"I'm telling ya Col, these guys were stranger than fiction. Besides, I'll need the money once Sonny's born." Trixie said instinctively holding her stomach.
7 months later
Trixie was laying in a hospital bed holding her beautiful new born son. Andy left her, she lost her job, and everyone but Columbia, and Eddie- who met Frank-thought she was insane. But finally, after the longest seven months of her life, she lay there holding a new beacon of hope, a little baby boy with curly black hair, her son Sonny.
