Disclaimer: Yes, unfortunately, this must be done at the very beginning of every story/songfic/whatever I do, so here we go.
I do NOT, under ANY circumstances, own 'Life With Derek.' I do not own any of the characters, I do not own any of the episodes and I definitely don't own any of the actors (as sexy as they may be) I also do not own the song 'Stacy's Mom', I simply… er… borrowed it for a moment or two of my oddness…
So basically… here's the deal…
If I don't take credit for the creation of 'Life With Derek' or 'Stacy's Mom', I don't get sued. THEREFORE I am around to write more.
BY THE BY: Sung from Derek's POV
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey, what are you doing after school? (After school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
did your mom get back from the grocery store? (Grocery store)
Don't understand how her daughter can be such a boar (such a boar)
You know, I'm not the little jerk that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Casey can't you see
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Casey, can't you see you really repulse me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Casey's mom
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
Casey, do you remember when I mowed our lawn? (Mowed our lawn)
Your mom came out with just her pjs on (pjs on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she glared (the way she glared)
And the way she said, "I'm trying to listen to Fred Astaire" (Fred Astaire)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Casey, can't you see you really repulse me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Casey's mom
Casey's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Casey can't you see you really repulse me
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Casey's mom oh oh)
(Casey's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Casey's mom
By the way, mother, could you please pass the potatoes?
