Chapter 1
This is the story of the time I, Alchestbreach, Captain Ballarms, Jerry McGhoulberry, and Steve went on an extremely difficult mission that would take us all over the irradiated wastes of America.
BOOOOOM! "Shit! They have blown up the entrance to the Vault. Jerry and Cuddles go to the entrance and hold them off while I get into the Overseer's office".
"GRRRR", Jerry said in agreement and Cuddles followed in suit.
Steve, Ballarms and I went into the Overseer's office to see if we could find a way out of the Vault other than the infested entrance. The N.C.R. and Caesar's Legion were after us. I had pissed of Caesar and President Kimball, which was a huge mistake. That was not even the most extraordinary thing, Caesar and Kimball started to work together to take us out. I guess when two enemies have one in common they will work together. We were holed up in Vault 34 to have a well-defended base.
When we entered the Overseer's office I started to hack the terminal.
"Ballarms and Steve watch the entrance while I hack the terminal", they both went over to the door and immediately as Ballarms walked out the door he was shot with an anti-material rifle and was knocked out. Then Steve got shot and was captured along with Ballarms. N.C.R. and the Legion burst in the door and I ended up captured and knocked out.
When I awoke we were all tied up, damn N.C.R. and there laws. They had all of us tied to posts even Cuddles and Steve were tied up. It was a public execution at the N.C.R.C.F. N.C.R. citizens and Caesar's Legionaries were all waiting for us to be shot.
"Everyone we are here today to watch the death of these motherless bastards, they have committed the worst crimes against me and Caesar. That is why they must die and be ridden from this Earth and be sent to Hell".
"Now FIRE!" Kimball shouted.
Then suddenly out of nowhere a Vertibird landed and men in strange armor hopped out and started shooting the Legionnaires and N.C.R. soldiers. One of them untied us and handed me and jerry guns and said "Get in the Vertibird".
