A/N: I have no clue where this came from...I was sitting at lunch, we started talking about Fruits Basket, and then this came up. But, it was flipping hilarious, so, here it is! Dedicated to my friend Morgan. Who was there when this crack happened.

I do not own Fruits Basket! Or Dr. Pepper.


Kat: Okay, I'm the director here, and we're going to create our own commercial! With the Fruits Basket cast! But, mostly just Hatori. And with Tohru's help!

Hatori: …

Kat: Okay Tohru, you can hug Hitori now!

Tohru: O-okay!

*Tohru hugs Hatori and he poofs into a seahorse*

Kat: Now, here's the cup of Dr. Pepper. Let's put him in here! Now…ACTION!

Hatori:*sigh* You know, if you put a normal seahorse in a glass of Dr. Pepper, it would die. It's a good thing I'm a doctor.

Kat: CUT! Nice job Hatori! But, maybe next time, you could be a bit lifeless, alright? Good. That's a wrap!