Chapter 1
The Final Fantasy 13 gang decided to get some stuff together. They chipped in to buy a mansion where they currently live at. But I'm Nstorm, tired and crazy, my stories make no sense, and boy do I feel tired. Let this be a word to advice to you people out there. When you're tired you get the best ideas.
But enough of my rambling. Lightning is the same, believe it or not. Well except for the fact of being protective over her sister Serah, who is somewhat ditzier. Serah is ditzier….somewhat. Although don't ask her about sex. Snow STILL hasn't married Serah, but spends most of his days like a single man. Sazh, with his lovely son Dajh, spends most of his days as a pilot. Hope has a crush on Vanille, but she's dating a Kingdom Hearts character. Currently, he is devising a plan to win her over. Vanille met a Final Fantasy character on Face book, and spends her days constantly texting him. Fang went a little crazy-due to Vanille's dating. But she tries to get into Lightning's pants a lot. Noel is just Noel spending time with his Yeul. Caius is the same although he plots over getting his revenge, while of course loving Yeul. And they did live after. No happily cause this is going to be crazy.
The light pierces through the shut eyes of Lightning, who is in her Guardian Corps outfit. Her bed is a queen as she loves that title. Once she ordered Serah to call her that in her dreams. As for her room it's anything you'd expect from a soldier. When she turns to her other side ,however; she comes face to face with a sleeping Fang. Lightning quickly kicks her out of bed, sending her on the hardwood floor with a THUMP!
"OW!" Fang shouts getting up." What the hell was that for!?"
"You were I my bed, so I should be asking you that question, "Lightning says while stretching.
"Well, I had a nightmare so-" Fang begins as Lightning snickers.
"Aw! Is the big bad Fang afraid of the Boogie Man still!?" Lightning teases as Fang rubs the back of her head sheepishly.
"No I just-" Fang begins.
"Don't give me that 'I wanted to sleep with you' bullcrap!" Lightning shouts quickly getting out of bed.
"Oh, some girlfriend you are!" Fang shouts.
"I told you I don't swing that way!"
Elsewhere…..
"So the first thing to do is to confront the guy head on!" Snow tells Hope who is writing what he's saying on a notepad.
"What if I don't know him?" Hope asks as Snow slams his fist on the long table in the dining room. Well at least where they're sitting at.
"Then you find that SOB as if you lost your pussy!" Snow shouts as Hope stares blankly at him." I mean your cat!"
Hope says 'Oh' as Vanille walks into the dining room and takes a seat at the nearest chair, and all while on the phone.
"Yeah it doesn't feel right that we have to be like this!" Vanille whines making Hope roll his eyes."Oh tell her I said hello. Why she say that? Looking for toothpaste?"
Lightning, followed by a bickering Fang, walk in and take a seat at the nearest seat.
"All I'm saying is that you don't have to be that way!" Fang shouts effectively stopping the argument that she created.
"Good," Lightning says as Serah walks in clad in bra and panties." What do you have on?"
"Don't judge me!" Serah shouts walking into the kitchen.
A.U. Note: Due to the fact of me being tired, I will continue it next time. Don't worry I will have you satisfied. Check out my profile, and other stories! You won't regret or I will…do something. Shot baskets or something. Anyway, do not trust Obamacare cause that shit don't work MENTION OT TO ME AND I WILL FLIP THIS TABLE! ALSO HE'S HALF WHITE AND HALF BLACK-MEANING HE AIN'T THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!
