Disclaimer: I do not own romancing the stone or Naruto
A/N: okay this is my very first fanfiction so if it sucks I am sorry
Chapter 1
Bam! I turn around at the noise of my door being kicked down. "What's it going to be Haku?" It was Zaku the meanest, vilest and dumbest excuse for a man west of the Mississippi river. "You can die in two ways. Quick like instant ramen or slow like rice. Now where is it damn it!" I turned slightly to my left and looked down he followed my movements and saw what he came for. "Now get over there." With his gun he motioned to the other side of the room. He walked over to the sac of money and picked it up. I told him to get out; now that he had what he came here for. He eyed me up and down and said "Not quite. Strip." I slowly did as he asked and hiked up my long skirt at the slit; showing more and more of my pale leg. He was entranced, but I could see that he was getting impatient. "Hurry up." I showed all the way up to my upper thigh and as I did I pulled a kunai from the back of my upper thigh. With fast reflexes I threw it straight at his heart. That was the end of Zaku. The man who killed my father, raped and murdered my mother, burned my house, shot my cat and stole my bible! I took the money and hopped on his horse outside, I rode off west. But if there was one law of the west; bastards had brothers. They chased after me for what seemed to be forever. But then he came, my beloved Zabuzza. He took out his shot gun and killed them all without wasting a single bullet. I rode up to him and embraced him in an intimate kiss. I have waited for so long to feel the warmth of his body against mine and the moment his lips met mine I knew that we would be together forever. He picked me up bridle style and we rode off to be together, forever. The End.
A young man of 20 with wild sun golden hair, vast ocean blue eyes and six whisker like scars sat in front of his type writer just finishing another story. Naruto was his name. He was on the slightly short
side for a male, standing at 5' 6" he had feminine curves in all the right places, they gave him a softer appearance, but not enough to make one think that he was a woman. His eyes were big and expressive and his hair looked like soft silk. He wiped the small tears from his eyes, having been crying at the happy ending of his book. He got up to get a tissue only to find that he had none and only reminder notes to buy some more. Out of the corner of his eye he saw his fire red cat named Kyubbi. "Hey sweetie I just finished, want to celebrate?" the cat nodded it's head as if saying yes. "So do I." Naruto started a fire in his fireplace and plated some cat food for Kyubbi. Next he grabbed a wine glass and a small bottle of whiskey and sat on his couch, pouring the whiskey in his glass. "Just so you know Kyubbi that is Friskies. I spare no expense when I celebrate." Kyubbi just continued to eat as his master petted him. Naruto looked at the posters of his other works. "Here's to you Zabuzza, who ever you are." He saluted the mysterious figure on the poster and gulped his drink down in one shot. He smiled one of his famous big joyous grins and tossed the wine glass into the fire. Next he turned to Kyubbi and his empty plate. "Are you finished?" Naruto picked up the plate and tossed it as well into the flames. He laid back and picked up Kyubbi, holding the cat to his chest, as he absently stroked him. He stared at the poster's mysterious figure while slowly drifting to sleep. All the while dreaming of his own adventurous mystery lover.
A/N: Yay I am done with the first chapter. I know it is short, but if people like the story I will be writing more. So it will be longer (hint, hint) Please review, oh and constructive criticism will be welcome. Flames, however will be used in Naruto and Sasuke's fire place as they make out in front of it.
