Sir, how do you make love?
AU: Mitsuomi just finished college at an early age and he decided to be a teacher. And he's teaching in Todou! Mitsuomi x Maya.
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OMG, i love this fic's title. Hahaahahaha!! So funny.
First of all, this is an AU so this fic has nothing to do with the "real" Tenjho Tenge except for the characters and some other stuff.
Mitsuomi 19
Maya 18 (3rd year student)
Shin 23
Mana 23
Emi 18
Bunshichi 25
Enjoy reading the nonsense! Well, it is nonsense, isn't it?
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"Aghhh!! Why is the winter break so short?! Is it spring already?" Maya complained on the phone. She was talking to her best friend, Emi Isuzu. Tomorrow will be the first day of school.
"I agree. This vacation is so short…but that's okay since we'll see each other tomorrow. I wonder what class we'll be in." Emi said.
"I hope we're still classmates!"
"Yeah, I hope so too. Hey, I've gotta go now. I still need to finish that book I'm reading."
"Sure, bye." And then Maya hung up.
5 PM and in another few hours, school for Maya Natsume is about to begin. Her brother, Shin Natsume, who just turned twenty-three, just got home from work.
Shin is currently working as the assistant manager in the Tawara rice shop. Bunshichi Tawara, his best friend, is the manager.
"Hey. How was work?" Maya asked as she stood up from the couch to greet her brother.
"It was fine. Mana's coming over for dinner later—what's for dinner? Is it any good?" Shin asked. Mana is his girlfriend.
Then Maya just sat back on the couch again and said, "I dunno. Aya's the one who cooks here. But if dinner will be last night's leftovers, you better order something to eat." Then she turned the TV on.
"Yeah, I know." Then Shin went away to put his things away then he looked for Aya.
After five minutes, he came back and sat next to Maya. "School's tomorrow, isn't it? Do you want to ride with me?" he asked.
"Umu. But if you're too busy, I can still walk."
"Nah, I'll give you a ride tomorrow."
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"Natsume, Maya…." Maya mumbled as she searched her name on the list. "Where the hell did they put my name?"
"Oh, I found my name! I'm in section 2." Emi said.
"Can you help me find my name?" Maya asked. Then she looked back on the list. "Oh, I found mine too! I'm in section umm…let's see…section 5"
"No way, we cannot be not classmates!" Emi said.
"Huh?" Maya asked, confused.
"We cannot, not, be classmates. We've been classmates since first grade, Maya-chan!"
"Oh…I know. But that's just fine; we'll still see each other after class, right?"
"Yup. Of Course, we'll still see each other." Emi said and just then, the bell rang and suddenly, the hall became flooded with people, each finding their own classrooms.
"Bye, Emi-chan. I'll see ya later." Maya said then she walked away from her and looked for her room too.
It was a large classroom and almost half of the class was already in their seats. Some, were sleeping—some were talking and some, were just reading.
Taking a seat at the back row, Maya sat down and fixed her things. Then, the teacher entered.
'Weird' was what her first thought was. 'this teacher is one weird person…'
Weird because the teacher's hair was green and he was wearing a brown shirt. 'He kinda looks like an upside down Christmas tree.' Maya thought then it was followed by a chuckle.
"Good morning class, I'm Mr. Takayanagi. But you can just call me Sir Mitsuomi. I feel very uncomfortable with Takayanagi." Were his first words. And then, the class said,
"Good morning, sir Mitsuomi."
Then Sir Mitsuomi said, "please seat down."
And then the class replied, "thank you, sir Mitsuomi
"I'll be your homeroom teacher for the rest of they year and I'll also be your science teacher. I hope that this class won't be noisy and I expect everyone to behave." He said, as if he was reading it from a script. "Since I'm a new teacher, I want everybody to introduce themselves." He said. Then the class started whining—but they ended up introducing themselves.
And after that getting-to-know-you activity, they started copying the class schedule. When suddenly, a girl in the front row asked a question,
"Sir Mitsuomi, can't you tell anything about yourself to us? We've already introduced ourselves; it's your turn now."
Then the class started murmuring and side comments of agreements were said.
"Huh…umm…I don't really have much to tell…" Mitsuomi started. "This is actually the first day in my life as a real teacher…so you can say that I'm quite nervous right now."
"So, have you just graduated from college?" some guy asked.
"Yeah. I finished my studies early so I got to graduate right away too." Mitsuomi answered.
"How old are you?" a girl asked.
"Well, the truth is, I'm just 19."
Then the class was silent for a while and everyone started laughing. "No way, you're 19? Then that means that you're just like one of us—you can be our classmate, right?" A guy had said. "Sir Mitsuomi, if you're really 19 then how come you have a large body? I mean, none of us gets muscles like that except if we were born that way or we worked out." Another boy asked.
"I worked out in high school—but anyway, I'm sorry but the bell's about to ring in a few seconds so, finish doing the things you have to do right now and umm…good bye class." Then he took his things and walked out and as if by nature, the bell rang.
"He's pretty hot, isn't he?" Maya's seatmate asked. It was Masami, the most well known gay wad in school because he was always caught doing explicit things almost every week.
Maya just rolled her eyes and said, "I think he's weird. I wonder if he could teach us a proper lesson…considering the fact that he's just a year older than I am."
"You're right, but he's hot. I wonder if we could do something together later maybe in the washroom, perhaps…"
Maya just smiled at her seatmate and got a book from her desk that she pretended to read just so that Masami wouldn't bother her.
For her, boy sex or yaoi, is really, really, disgusting. To ever think that Masami and that new green haired teacher were making out somewhere made her sick. 'Ewww! Of all things to talk about, why did he even mention boy sex? Why!!' Maya thought.
Then, the next teacher went in and everything happened pretty much the same…and soon, the day got to its peak and it was finally time to go home.
"Maya-chan!" Emi shouted, from outside Maya's classroom. Maya quickly stuffed her things in the locker and took her bag as Emi and her walked home. While walking, Emi said,
"So, who'd you sat next to?"
"Masami." Maya said, plainly. Emi just smiled and said,
"He got to be my seatmate when we were still in first year. Believe me, he's the funniest person I've ever met but sometimes, he's disgusting when it comes to describing stuff like how big his ex-boyfriend's long living rod looked like."
Maya led out a small chuckle and asked, "have you met Mitsuomi-sensei?"
"Yeah…and I really think that he's hot!" Emi almost shouted.
"You do? Well, actually, a lot thinks that he's hot…I have to admit that he really is but, do you know that he's just a year older than us?"
"Really? Well, that's interesting! Maybe I could ask him to go out with me sometime. What subject does he teach?"
"I think he teaches Science and Homeroom. But I don't expect that he could teach our class really well cause he's just 19. But anyway, who knows? Maybe he's really smart too."
And then, the two of them talked and talked until it also came to the point where in they had to part their ways and go home.
Back at Maya's house, Aya wasn't home yet because she has a few co-curricular activities to attend to in school. But what's this? The front door was open!
Maybe Shin got home early today. Then Maya slowly went inside and then, she heard some men who were laughing and she relaxed for a bit because she recognized the voices.
It was, no doubt, Bunshichi and her brother's laughter. She closed the door and locked it with a 'click' then she shouted,
"Brother, I'm home!"
Then she heard his brother's clumsy, heavy footsteps on the wooden floor. His head popped out of the living room door as he told Maya to order something for dinner because Aya was coming home late.
So, after dressing to her house clothes, in a sleeveless blue top and black shorts, she went downstairs to join her brother with Bunshichi. But they weren't the only people there—there was another man who joined them and it was—her homeroom and science teacher!
"Mitsuomi-sensei?!" Maya exclaimed as she went towards the three men and sat beside her brother. "Onii-chan, why is he here?"
Shin smiled and said, "he's an old friend of mine. I forgot to tell you about him—I was supposed to when I learned that he was a teacher in Todou but I forgot." Shin replied and Mitsuomi smiled at her.
"Oh." Maya mumbled. "Well, are you two all going to stay for dinner?" She asked the three men.
And they all nodded.
"Well, what the hell do you want? Chinese, or pizza—"
"No way, Maya, you should call the Tawara rice shop. My mom will answer the phone—we'll get a free dinner. I manage the place." Bunshichi said.
"Umu. Okay…the rice shop it is, then." So she walked away from them and went to the phone and when she was just about to pick it up, it rang.
"Hello, Natsume Residence." She greeted.
"Um, hi…is this you, Maya?" the voice in the other line said.
"Umu, who is this?"
"It's Mana, can you get Shin for me please?" she asked.
"Sure." Then she went back to the living room and gave Shin the phone.
They talked for a while—about five minutes or so, but the call didn't last long. "what was it about?" Mitsuomi asked.
"Nothing—she just asked if I could give her a ride tomorrow in my bike." Shin replied.
"And?"
"I said I couldn't. I have to take Maya to school." Then he looked at his sister and said, "C'mon, call the food already." And he handed her the phone with a weird cocky, teasing smile.
"Brother, you don't need to give me a ride—really, I can walk. I can walk with Emi to school, it's just fine. You can take your girlfriend to work tomorrow." Maya said as she dialed the Tawara rice shop's number.
"I don't want you to walk to school alone. Something might happen to you—maybe later in the future when I'll but a car." He said.
Maya just nodded, knowing that her brother was just being too over protective again—but he did that because he loves her.
The phone rang and rang—and then, Bunshichi's mother answered the phone.
"Tawara rice shop, what's your order?" then Bunshichi snatched the phone away from Maya and asked for free food. Its quite funny, really, the way a twenty-five year old man still depends on his mother for food.
While Bunshichi was talking on the phone, Mitsuomi said,
"Shin-san, if you want, I can take your sister to school tomorrow so that you could go with Mana-san." Shin just gave him a, what-the-hell-are-you-planning-to-do-with-my-most-beloved-sister look and asked,
"Why?" Ah, yes! The safest question to ask would be, WHY?
"Nothing, I just figured out that since we go to the same place everyday, wouldn't it be better if I pick her up?" then he looked at Maya and said in a deep, husky voice, "that is, if you agree."
Shin looked at her sister, trying to guess what her answer would be and stubbornly, her answer was a no. "sorry, Mitsuomi-sensei but…I don't think that I'll be comfortable with riding with you to school—my friends and classmates might see us together and think that we have a relationship or something—no offense. I'd want to go with you but I shouldn't."
Deep inside, Shin smiled at her sister's decision, proud that she didn't say yes to Mitsuomi's offer.
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I know that its short but I'm sorry for cutting it. You also have to wait for a little while before I could update. I live in the Philippines and its not summer here—there's school so I can't update every week like the way I used to. Thank you for reading my first AU ever. I hope that you liked it. Please review!
6-20-08
