P2

Note: I am not trying to make this good or anything, I'm just bored and want to write something. Only review if you like it, cause I know most people think it sucks.

3:16 City Gym

As the Ash, Misty, and Brock walked into a new city, the saw 3:16 printed on a sign post.

"I have a bad feeling about this city," commented Brock.

"Yeah, it feels kind of cold here," agreed Misty, "This place sends a chill up your spine."

"Oh, you're just scared!" teased Ash.

"No I'm not, you little ass!" screamed Misty. She takes off her backpack and smacks Ash upside the head, knocking him down. "Take that, you little jackass!"

"Owwww."

"Pika pi?"

"Let's just find the damn gym and get the hell out of here. This place gives me the creeps," said Brock.

They approached a large black gym with a white skull printed on the front gate. They slowly went inside.

"Pika!" yelled Pikachu, for he was scared of the gym.

"Calm down, Piakchu. There's nothing to be afraid of," said Ash, trying to calm Pikachu down, "It's just a gym."

"Yeah, with a huge skull printed on the front. Real friendly, Ash," Brock said sarcastically.

The entered the main battle chamber. Someone was on the other side of the room, sitting in a high-backed leather chair. The chair had the words "Hell Yeah" printed on the back along with another white skull.

"I'm Ash Catchum from Pallet Town. I'm here to challenge you!"

"So you are. However, I don't think your Pikachu does," replied the man in the chair whose face Ash couldn't see. Pikachu was clawing at the door, trying to get out.

"Pikachu! Go fight the gym leader's Pokemon, I'm counting on you!"

"Pikachu?"

"Go!"

Pikachu shook his head and stayed back. Ash reached over and pushed Pikachu onto the battle ground. "There, I challenge you now."

"You know, jackass, it isn't very nice to mistreat your Pokemon like that," remarked the leader.

"It's none of your business!" yelled Ash, "Now are you going to fight me or not?"

"You just made a big mistake, asshole." The figure turned the chair around. It's STONE COLD! Austin ran across the battle ground. "You're in for a SOLID STONE COLD ASS-WHIPPIN boy!" Austin clotheslined Ash. Then he clotheslined him twice more. As Ash got up wearily, Austin went to work on Ash, hammering away with a right hand. Ash charged at Austin, but he saw it coming. Stone Cold jumped up and knocked Ash to the floor with a Lou Thesz Press. He started pounding on Ash's head. Then he gave Ash a kick to the groin. Ash groaned in pain. STONE COLD'S STOMPIN THE MUDHOLE! HE'S STOMPIN? THE MUDHOLE ON ASH'S CANDY-ASS! Then Austin picked Ash up, gave him the finger, and kicked him in the stomach. Ash doubled over in pain. STUNNER! STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON ASH! ASH IS OUT COLD! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!