One day there was a Soldier named Lustrous. He was the best Soldier ever and all the Medics wanted to be his buddy because he's cool like that. So one day Lustrous decided he didnt want any Medics but this one guy still healed him anyways. So Lustrous got annoyed and said "NO!" and pulled out the Equalizer so the Medic couldn't heal him. The Medic was sad and Lustrous put on a troll face and walked away. The Medic was really sad so the boss stepped on his head and the Medic died a painful death.

Lustrous was a donator person so he got a Sweetie Belle mimic that would protect him from a single hit of the boss. This was because every time the boss tried to hit him the brony community yelled "AWW HELL NAW!" and protected him by kicking him in the shin and sending him flying across the map.

So on this one day Lustrous decided he would be useful and save the day. He pulled out his Equalizer and did the taunt thing. He rubbed the hooves of his pony mimic together, grabbed a grenade, and said "C'mere cupcake!" and then he held the grenade over his head and it exploded. This caused Lustrous to fly into the air and be stunned for ten seconds. Everyone laughed at his stupidity and the boss yelled "SAXTON HALE!" and started glowing and running cricles around him.

Lustrous tried to run away but he tripped on a log and died. His best friend Sapphire Eclipse who was dressed like Apple Bloom walked over and everyone shared a moment of silence for their fallen warrior.

And then the round as over so Lustrous respawned and everyone was happy.

THE END.