What did we do that night
Team Rocket are getting a new member, and I think you know how XD
The month before
It was a busy new year's eve at the sinnoh leauge party. The party was at full blast, with the lights on, and the music blaring, and the bartender was no other than Brock.
James came up to Jessie and said, "Guess who's handling the bar this time?"
"One of the Twerps'?" Jessie asked and James replied with a nod. Jessie facepalmed herself.
Meowth came up and meowed, "Lets try and steal Pikachu in all the commotion."
Jessie's eyes lite up and her smile turned evil. "But, wheres the twerp and that twerpette, did you hear they done it 2 days ago?" James cried and Jessie's face fell.
"Never mind..." she muttered and came up to Brock. "One beer please and make it hasty," she spat.
"Okay..." Brock muttered, not realising it was her. Grabbing the beer, Jessie drunk it in one gulp. After 10 drinks, she was compleatly drunk.
James came up to her and asked, "Are you okay Jessie?"
Meowth came up and said, "Oi vey, she's very drunk you dig?"
"I might as well have a few beers while we're at the bar," James muttered. After 10 drinks he was drunk. "Huh what happened? Where am I, and who is that?" James slurred to Jessie, pointing his finger at Meowth.
"A pokemon..." Jessie slapped him. James then pulled Jessie closer and kissed her, and then you know what happened ;)
A month later
Meowth covered his ears to a large scream that woke up the pokemon in the trees.
"I can't be, I don't remember doing anything like that James!" Jessie screamed at a bewildered James.
Meowth shot up and asked, "OI VEY, CAN'T A POKEMON GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE!" Jessie blushed and muttered, "Sorry Meowth, I'm just pregnant..."
Meowth's eyes opened madly. "Oi vey, Team Rocket doesnt need this..."
James nodded and murmered, "I agree with Meowth, Jessie, you better take the rest of the pregnancy off."
"I can do my job," Jessie snapped, slapping James on the face. James stumbled back and nearly fell off the balloon. Meowth grabbed him just in time.
"Be careful Jessie, I nearly fell to my own doom!" James argued.
"Shut up," Jessie spat. "Let's just look for the twerps and get it done," Meowth muttered. "Right on, twerps spotted, target in sight," Jessie reported.
Suddenly Staraptor flew up into the sky. "Ahh!" Jessie screamed, falling backwards. "Staraptor!" The flying pokemon cawed.
Jessie looked over the hot-air balloon, and saw the twerps. "Well, there they are..." she confirmed.
"Hasta la vesta birdie," Meowth exclaimed, and brought out his claws before James pulled him back.
"No, Meowth, we do not have other people's pokemon for dinner. We steal them first, then have them for dinner," James stated. Jessie stared at the two of them, then puked into the picnic basket beside them.
"So that was the meat we had for 3 nights?" Jessie spat out between puking.
James and Meowth looked at eachother and blinked twice and the ran to the other side of the balloon. As soon as Jessie stopped puking in the picnic basket, she was off.
But they had forgot that Staraptor was there. They were in for it...
