Completely random one-shot that I came up with out of boredom. Please don't take it seriously, as its purely written for laughs. :P

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog. It belongs to SEGA and Sonic Team.


"Sonic! Is my cup of tea ready yet?!"

Sonic frowned irritably. If Knuckles wanted a cup of tea so badly, why didn't he just make it himself? The obvious answer was that he was lazy and would rather have someone else make it for him. It was sheer bad luck that Sonic had called to his house while he was feeling thirsty. The blue hedgehog was stood in Knuckles' kitchen. In front of him on the worktop was a cup of hot tea. He was stirring with a spoon, having just finished making it for his demanding 'friend'.

"Sonic! Where is it?!"

"Alright, Knuckles, I'm coming!" Sonic growled. Geez, I should really pour this over your stupid head, he thought bitterly.

He threw down the spoon he'd used to stir the tea, then lifted the cup up in a fisted hand. He carefully carried it into the living room, where Knuckles was sitting contently in an armchair, holding a newspaper up in front of him.

As soon as he saw the hedgehog had entered the room with his tea, the echidna put down the newspaper. "It's about time!"

"Here's your tea, buddy!" Sonic forced a smile as he handed the cup over to Knuckles. "I hope you like it!"

Holding the cup in both hands, Knuckles took a long look at the boiling hot liquid it contained before taking a small sip from it.

"YUCK!" he cried instantly. He spat the tea from his mouth, leaving some horrible strains on the carpet. His face was scrunched up intensely in disgust.

Sonic was left looking stunned by what he'd just seen. "Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with your tea?"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY TEA?" Knuckles thundered. He shot the hedgehog a glare with his face turning as red as the rest of his body. "There's no sugar in it, you idiot! That's what's wrong with it!"

"Ohhhhh..." Sonic replied calmly (though he didn't know why Knuckles was kicking up such a fuss about such a small issue). He shrugged his shoulders. "I didn't know that."

"DIDN'T KNOW THAT?! YOU FOOL, I ALWAYS HAVE SUGAR IN MY TEA!"

And with one angry throw, Knuckles hurled the cup in Sonic's direction. The startled hedgehog luckily managed to leap out of the way with the help of his super speed. The cup smashed to pieces as soon as it struck the wall, its charred bits and the tea it contained flying everywhere. It left behind a bit of a mess which Knuckles was going to have to clean up - but he wasn't bothered about that for the moment.

The outraged echidna lifted himself out of the armchair. "I'm going over to Amy's! Ever her rubbish tea is better than yours! At least she always remembers I take sugar!"

Knuckles stomped his feet with every step he took towards the front door. He flung it open furiously and disappeared into the outside world, slamming it shut as hard as he could behind him. The walls of the house shook from the force, almost in danger of collapsing.

As Sonic remained stood where he was, gazing towards the door, he couldn't help smiling as he shook his head in disbelief. Well you'd better not make it clear to Amy that you think her tea is rubbish, Knuckles, he thought. You'll need to be as fast as me to dodge her hammer if you smash one of her cups.


That's the end, people! Hope you enjoyed this crazy tale! ;)