A/N: This is something my brother and I wrote together, taking turns writing. My brother has bad grammar and I might fix it, so in the meantime please just ignore that. Just a warning, there is a bit of swearing, but it's all censored. Also there is a lot of bad grammar. I plan to fix it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I also do not own the cover image, I got it from Google Images.

Anyway, on the story!

Skitty was walking through the woods one day when he tripped over something brown and furry, he looked at it,

"Hm... hello? Are you dead?" the other Pokemon woke up.

"Err... hello? Who are you?

"I'm Skitty and I'm guessing your Eevee?"

"N-no I'm... strange I don't know who I am?"

"Um hello, look stupid Eevee!"

"Stop calling me that?"

"But you are, look!" Skitty showed him a mirror

"Whoa what the? I'm a Pokemon, an Eevee?"

"Wow you are strange"

"Well listen can you help me, you seem like a nice girl?"

"I'm a boy..."

"But you're pink"

"Yeah that's how I always look, I'm a Skitty"

"Yeah whatever, now listen, I'm a human okay?"

"Whatever... hey what the?" just then a Butterfree ran to them

"Excuse me, I've lost my darling Caterpie, please you must help"

"Sure thing lets go Skitty"

"Hey I never said yes" Eevee dragged Skitty to Tiny Woods

"Listen I don't care if you're a human or Eevee, just stop annoying me"

"Hey, look! A Caterpie!" Exclaimed Eevee

"So what?! It's a stupid Caterpie!" Yelled Skitty.

"Duh! We were told to find a Caterpie!"

"What makes you think this is the one we're supposed to find?!"

"It's a Caterpie."

"There's a hundred Caterpies here!"

"I don't think Butterfree can have that many kids!"

"SHUT UP YOU –beep- STUPID –beep- DUMB –beep- BROWN –beep- TINY FOX IDIOT!"

-Eevee scampers away-

"Eevee! Where are you g-"

"Hey look I found Caterpie!"

"How did you..."

"Is it the wrong one? I found him crying for his 'mummy' on the third floor."

"Yay! You found my baby!"

"Ah you sure you got the right one miss?" Eevee asked

"Don't worry Vui there's plenty more if she doesn't like this Caterpie"

"My name isn't Vui?

"Then what is it?"

"Ummm... I don't know?"

"Well I'm calling you Vui got it!"

"Fine, so is this your baby miss?"

"I think so" she nodded

"Good now let's go!"

"Wait!" Butterfree said

"What now?"

"I wanna give you these" she handed Eevee and Skitty some berries

"Thanks a lot miss"

"Yeah thanks im starving" Skitty started eating all of the berries

"Hey you're meant to share" Eevee pouted

"Whatever!"

"So where we going now Skitty?"

"I'm going home"

"What about me?"

"Eh, not my problem"

"But we're friends"

"Who said that?"

"I did, cause you're a nice person"

"Okay let's go"

"So where's your home?"

"Wherever I find a good place to nap"

"Oh, okay"

"You know what, I'm hungry lets go to Pokemon square"

"Sure thing buddy"

"Now we're buddies?

"Yup, hey what's that building"

"Oh it's just an old rescue team base that no one wants to buy."

"Let's buy it!"

"Do I look like I have money growing on my tail?!" Eevee then looked at Skitty's tail

"It's a figure of speech, stupid Vui!"

"Hello!" One of the Kekleon brothers exclaimed.

"Lo!" The other Kekleon repeated.

"Hi, I'm Vui!"

"Um, good for you?" muttered the confused Kekleon.

"You!"

"Brother, I told you to stop doing that!" He shouted at his annoying twin brother.

"That!"

"Who are you?" asked Vui.

"We're the Kekleon brothers!"

"Brothers!"

"Welcome to our shop! Would you like to buy something?"

"Thing!"

"Okay! I'll have everything!"
"Uh, Vui, we don't have any money!" Shouted Skitty.

"I do!"

"Where'd you get 200 poke?!"

"Found it on the ground in Tiny Woods. I would've picked up those ginormous apples but they could've been poisonous or something."

"You saw Big Apples! They're NEVER poisonous, DIMWIT! Thanks to you, we're gonna go hungry!"

"We have 4 normal sized Apples in stock today, guys."

"Guys!"

"Gimme that money!" Yelled Skitty, snatching the money from Vui.

"What was that for? We could've spent that on food"

"Don't worry Vui I have a few berries that should last till tomorrow, let's use that money and get a decent home to sleep in"

"Alright pal!" Skitty and Eevee went to the Pelliper post office where they paid they rent for that base they saw earlier, then headed back to it,

"Awesome this place has everything I need" Skitty cheered.

"All it has is a big bed?"

"Exactly" Skitty jumped on the bed "Woohoo!"

A/N: This chapter has been edited.