SUMMARY: It's the Amazing Furry Adventures of various characters, usually from places like the Moulin Rouge! These were "written" by myself and a friend as we RPed as The Duke of Monroth, Christian, and Satine from Moulin Rouge, and our own interactions with the other characters of Furcadia. After a little editing, it makes a fun story! Enjoy!
Oh, and sorries to Forrest if you're reading this XD. But I doubt you are.
Amazing Furry Adventures # 1: The Duke, the Diamond, and the Poet
Starring The Duke of Monroth, Satine the Sparkling Diamond, and Christian the Bohemian
Seated at a bar called "Lesbian Inn", although she is definitely NOT a lesbian is Satine...
The most beautiful of the Courtesans of the Moulin Rouge, nicknamed "The Sparkling Diamond". All she wants is to be a REAL actress... and will do almost whatever it takes to become one, even pretend to be in love with a sleazy Duke, even though she loves the penniless writer, Christian. She is a CanCan Dancer/Call Girl at the Moulin Rouge.
A lovely woman with silvery-blonde hair but astonishing red eyes offers her hand to Satine. "Hello, my name is Angel like Demon, but you may call me Angel."
Satine the Sparkling Diamond shakes Angel's paw daintily. "Pleased you meet you, Mademoiselle Angel. My name is Satine."
Enter... The Duke of Monroth. The Duke is a well off man who tends to want things only for himself. He has a high, somewhat squealy voice. You might even say it sounds weasely. He can easily become obsessed with something (or someone) and doesn't like it when people touch his things. He is like a ferret, and has mental issues. Minus his wretched personality, his is quite handsome. He takes a seat next to Satine, smiling sleazily. "Hello my sweet, sorry it took me so long :-D"
Angel like Demon nods, "G'day Monroth. I'd stay and chat, but I have to go. Well, toodles."
The Duke of Monroth, who is a little slow, replies latelye, "Hello there Angel ^-^"
Satine the Sparkling Diamond winces, then turns and smiles enchantingly at the Duke. "Aahhh, dear Duke, it is SOO good to see you ^.^"
The Duke of Monroth finally realizes the woman had left. "Oh, never mind eheheh." He then turns to Satine with an attempt at a seductive look that turns out doofy. "Yes, I'd expect it would be.. Can I get you anything?"
Satine smiles. "A glass of wine.. very *strong* wine..." She laughs a little nervously "Would be lovely, dear Duke."
The Duke of Monroth grins. "Of course my dear, here, let me pour it for you." He reaches over to a bucket of ice with a bottle of wine placed in it, corks it and pours a glass for each of them. He sets it down and hands one glass to Satine. "Here you go my dear."
[Other People's Chara INSERT!]
A little ways away from them, another lovely woman, Iris Greenthumb smiles, at another woman (?) named Eric(a).
Eric(a) Smith smiles lightly at Iris and blushes.
Iris Greenthumb looks at her in puzzlement. "Why do you blush so much?"
Eric(a) Smith laughs, "I'm... kinda shy."
[Back to Satine and Monroth ^_^]
Satine the Sparkling Diamond takes the glass with a smile, and turns away briefly, taking a sip, a look of "HELP ME!!" in her eyes, then turns back with a toss of her hair
Iris Greenthumb ignores Satine's plight and continues her conversation with the other woman. "So? You do not seem that way to me...."
The Duke of Monroth is oblivious to the distress in Satine's movements, and beams at her. "You seem quite thirsty, let me pour you some more." He grabs the bottle and fills her glass again. "If this place is making you feel uncomfortable, we can go somewhere more private if you wish ehehe." He smirks, and the Duke smirks like a lech, he does.
Satine smiles brilliantly at the Duke, taking another sip of the wine. "Oh, dear Duke, whatever you wish ^.^"
Satine says, "Oh, if you will excuse me Duke, I need to go tend to something..." Her voice takes on a dramitic note, "I shall count the minutes we are apart!"
Quickly, Satine leaves, and as soon as she has escaped, she finds her TRUE love, Christian!
Christian the Bohemian whispers, "Hello my love ^-^" to Satine, moving to her and embracing her.
Satine whispers, "Christian!" She returns the embrace, and sighs. "Oh, that horrid Duke.. if he wasn't financing the theatre..." she murmurs. "I wish I could be rid of him!"
On that note, Christian spots the Duke headed their way and they part, each going to hide from the Duke.
A few minutes later, Satine is examining a flower with great interest, its white petals laced with blue. She doesn't notice the young man come up behind her...
Christian the Bohemian covers her eyes. "Guess who?" Christian seems like an arrogant love sick kitty. His head still full of childish ideals. He likes to view the world through the alternative ideals of Beauty, Truth, Freedom and most of all, Love. There's nothing Christian wouldn't do in the name of love.
Surprised, Satine whirls.
Christian the Bohemian smiles "It's cheating if you turn around"
Satine cries happily, "Ah, Christian!" Satine the Sparkling Diamond throws herself into his arms with a hug.
Sitting on the ground, Christian pulls her into his lap.
Satine the Sparkling Diamond settles into Christian's lap, smiling happily. "Oh, my dear song writer, I do so LOVE these rehersals," she murmurs with a wink.
Christian the Bohemian chuckles and slightly nuzzles her. " I think we might want to stay here uncase the Duke decides to go looking for you."
Satine the Sparkling Diamond waves her hand. "I left him cooling his heels in some inn or another. He shouldn't bother us here."
Oh, how she was wrong!
The Duke of Monroth appears at their side almost magically. "Oh, there you are my dear!" he says with that sleazy-yet-hopeful smile.
Christian the Bohemian pulls himself quickly away from Satine. Satine starts and jumps out of Christian's lap. "Oh! D-duke!"
"Trying to put in some extra rehearsing I see," the Duke said, still smiling. He sat on the ground near Satine.
Christian stutters, "Uh, yes-s, I had made some revisions in one of the scenes and we needed to make sure she had gotten down the new material!"
Satine the Sparkling Diamond laughs (a little exageratedly), "Oh, of course! The production *must* be wonderful" She smiled.
The Duke of Monroth nods emphatically. "Oh yes, I bet it will be!"
Satine bats her eyelashes and smiles sweetly at the Duke, and The Duke of Monroth giggles. "Ehehe." He blows a kiss back.
Christian the Bohemian lays down on his back, trying to relax as he hides a paw he has positioned on Satine's butt.
Satine the Sparkling Diamond starts giggling, but turns it into a cough when she sees the Duke's eyes on her.
Christian the Bohemian smirks and slowly removes his paw, places it behind his head
The Duke of Monroth looks at her with concern. "Are you alright my dear?!"
Satine the Sparkling Diamond waves her hand and starts to mutter "I'm fine" but begins coughing for real, quickly hiding her hand behind her back, bracing it on the ground, praying no one saw the blood there.
Christian the Bohemian a concerned look come to his face hoping she's doing ok.
Satine the Sparkling Diamond smiles, her breath rasping a little. "Oh, I'm alright, dear Duke, and I appreciate the concern greatly." She crosses her legs before her, with a tilt of her head.
Satine runs a hand through her hair, and looks at the shadows on the ground with surprise. "Oh my, it is LATE! I MUST be going!" Satine stands quickly. "I appologize my dear Duke, Christian, but I must be off."
Christian the Bohemian with concern on his face "We'll just have to rehearse later on then."
The Duke of Monroth pouts. "Do as you must my dear" He gives the writer an evil glare.
Satine the Sparkling Diamond smiles down at Christian, humming a tune she knew he would recognize. "But of course, Christian." She notices the glare, and quickly blows at kiss at the Duke. "I shall see *you* later, of course."
Christian the Bohemian waves good by, softly humming the same tune.
The Duke of Monroth sees a frog and waves goodbye as he chases after it, eventually catching up to it and stomping on it.
Satine the Sparkling Diamond leaves, waving and throwing a kiss at Christian
END
NEXT PART: Forresto the Creepy One meets the Duke of Monroth.. in a GAY BAR?! O_O
