Well… I have officially captured the whole crew from Pokémon! – evil laugh – ok now it is time to see the Real Truth, not the real truth, the Real Truth. Cool! Remember if you have any dares or questions I will be more than happy to answer them!
Well let's get this show on the road… literally. Ok let's see what we have!
Voice: here are out prisoners… I mean guests!! You know them, you love them, and you wish you were them! We have Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Brook, and … Pikachu? Ok… well here they are!
Ash: where am I! I can't see anything! Ah!
Pikachu: Yo! Watz up my home biscuit and my home Dawgs.
Misty: ah! This is worse than the bike accident with ash!
May: well I am just happy to get away from that stupid drew guy!
Drew: I am right here you know?!
Brook: No, I let my food in the oven!
Voice: well… I am going to start by kindly saying; Get a grip people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one shuts up, and stares.
Voice: well let's start about telling us what you like
Ash: well my name is Ash and I am going to be the best Pokémon trainer ever!
Misty: you forgot to say you have a bike problem…
Ash: I do not have a bike problem!
May: yes you do
Ash: No! I have had a slight accident with bikes in my recent history…
Misty and May: Our point!
Voice: One person at a time! Don't make me get over there!
Ash: well that's all I have to say for now. Now we can go to misty!
Voice: are you doing my job?!?!
Ash: but-
Voice: yes you were! Now quiet!
Misty: well I just adore water Pokémon and I am a gym leader so… all you must bow down to me!
All: No!!!!!
Voice: relax you don't have bow down to her, you have to bow down to me!
Everyone: Never!
All bow
Brook: why did we all just bow even when we didn't want to!
Voice: I control you all!
Misty: … great …
Voice: Ok next!
Brook: well I am also a gym leader and I am into rock and a lot of others and I love to cook, it is my passion!
Voice: ok… next
May: well, I don't know… I am really nice, and I do not have anger issues??
Ash: sure you are…. He mumbled under his breath
May: What did you say!
Voice: now we are all friends here… do we need to take anger management classes?
Ash and May: NO!
Voice: I think we do…
Everyone except Ash and May: grrr, now we all have to take anger management classes even if we are not anger!
Voice: well too bad, next!
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Voice: ok! Well we did everyone so-
Drew: hey you forgot about me!
Voice: fine… but let me do it for you
Drew: fine, but you dontknow anything about me!
Voice: yes I do… Hi my name is Drew I am a big show off and I love may! She is the best but I am way to stupid to admit it! I have no friends and no life. I am also the king of England so all of you must bow down to me!
Drew: That is not true! His face turning red
May: you like me?!
Misty: duh! I t was so totally true! I cant belive you never noticed!
Ash: yea! She is totally right the voice is totally better than you!
Drew: grrr!
Voice: now ash and misty let me say something about you too
Ash: don't!
Misty: AH!
Voice: Ash L-O-V-E-S misty! And misty loves ash! They are the cutest couple! Don't you all think?!
Everyone: Yea!
Ash: ah! You like me?!?!
Misty: you like me?!
Voice: ok... well bye I will update soon!
