Well… I have officially captured the whole crew from Pokémon! – evil laugh – ok now it is time to see the Real Truth, not the real truth, the Real Truth. Cool! Remember if you have any dares or questions I will be more than happy to answer them!


Well let's get this show on the road… literally. Ok let's see what we have!

Voice: here are out prisoners… I mean guests!! You know them, you love them, and you wish you were them! We have Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Brook, and … Pikachu? Ok… well here they are!

Ash: where am I! I can't see anything! Ah!

Pikachu: Yo! Watz up my home biscuit and my home Dawgs.

Misty: ah! This is worse than the bike accident with ash!

May: well I am just happy to get away from that stupid drew guy!

Drew: I am right here you know?!

Brook: No, I let my food in the oven!

Voice: well… I am going to start by kindly saying; Get a grip people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every one shuts up, and stares.

Voice: well let's start about telling us what you like

Ash: well my name is Ash and I am going to be the best Pokémon trainer ever!

Misty: you forgot to say you have a bike problem…

Ash: I do not have a bike problem!

May: yes you do

Ash: No! I have had a slight accident with bikes in my recent history…

Misty and May: Our point!

Voice: One person at a time! Don't make me get over there!

Ash: well that's all I have to say for now. Now we can go to misty!

Voice: are you doing my job?!?!

Ash: but-

Voice: yes you were! Now quiet!

Misty: well I just adore water Pokémon and I am a gym leader so… all you must bow down to me!

All: No!!!!!

Voice: relax you don't have bow down to her, you have to bow down to me!

Everyone: Never!

All bow

Brook: why did we all just bow even when we didn't want to!

Voice: I control you all!

Misty: … great …

Voice: Ok next!

Brook: well I am also a gym leader and I am into rock and a lot of others and I love to cook, it is my passion!

Voice: ok… next

May: well, I don't know… I am really nice, and I do not have anger issues??

Ash: sure you are…. He mumbled under his breath

May: What did you say!

Voice: now we are all friends here… do we need to take anger management classes?

Ash and May: NO!

Voice: I think we do…

Everyone except Ash and May: grrr, now we all have to take anger management classes even if we are not anger!

Voice: well too bad, next!

Pikachu: Pika! Pika!

Voice: ok! Well we did everyone so-

Drew: hey you forgot about me!

Voice: fine… but let me do it for you

Drew: fine, but you dontknow anything about me!

Voice: yes I do… Hi my name is Drew I am a big show off and I love may! She is the best but I am way to stupid to admit it! I have no friends and no life. I am also the king of England so all of you must bow down to me!

Drew: That is not true! His face turning red

May: you like me?!

Misty: duh! I t was so totally true! I cant belive you never noticed!

Ash: yea! She is totally right the voice is totally better than you!

Drew: grrr!

Voice: now ash and misty let me say something about you too

Ash: don't!

Misty: AH!

Voice: Ash L-O-V-E-S misty! And misty loves ash! They are the cutest couple! Don't you all think?!

Everyone: Yea!

Ash: ah! You like me?!?!

Misty: you like me?!


Voice: ok... well bye I will update soon!