I'm bored, and this is my idea about comedy. Don't ask about the ending, I had too much cheese and apple-grape juice. I don't own Kingdom Hearts, and I don't think I owned any sanity when I wrote this. This is what happens after a full day of practice and coming home to eat cheese and juice... So, yea...


Riku looked through the many papers on his desk, trying to figure out how so much water and electric was being used. Sighing, he finally gave up and just wrote out a check. Quickly finishing up the bills he finally became bored. It was always boring during the day, he was the one stuck at home doing all the cleaning, cooking, and errands.

Why did Sora get to be the one who goes out and beats up the heartless. Then he smirked to himself. He may have become the one having to do much of the undesirable tasks but as soon as they entered the bedroom he was the boss, even if it could sometimes get slightly messy. He peeked into the room he shared with his lover and considered picking it up from their morning quickie but decided against it. It'll just get messy when Sora gets home.
Riku's mind continued to wander as he entered the kitchen to start dinner, Sora would be home soon. He began to wonder if he took advantage of Sora too much. It wasn't like They made love daily... well, maybe that was the case, but normally it was in the evening before they went to bed. This morning, it had been Riku who talked Sora into the quickie so perhaps he was. Again he shrugged it off, knowing that if it had been bugging Sora that the subject would have come up.

Suddenly the door opened and closed. Riku bspun around, expecting to see the face of his lover but instead saw Sora's ex, Kairi.

"Riku"
His mind blanked out, wondering why his precious toy... err... love... was not their.
Kairi spoke up again. "Riku, wake up"

Riku shot up and looked over to his side. Kairi laid there, a worried look on her face. "What's wrong baby? It looks like you had a bad dream, I know what I can do to make you feel better." Kairi smirked evilly.
Riku's eye began to twitch when Sora barged in.
"Riku!"

Riku shot up while nearly hyperventilating. Looking up he saw that he was surrounded by all of his friends.
Sora was the first to speak up. "Hey, Riku, you okay? You've been out for a while, your head did get banged pretty hard"
"Yea, I'm fine. I guess the medicine must have given me nightmares." Riku looked down and calmd down. soon everyone left and Riku sighed to himself.
"Seriously, talk about bad dreams. It's not like I'm into guys...I'm not even into girls. Yea... I like mouses."