Congratulations! Mrs ?

Author: The X-filer

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story and idea

Summery: Mulder and Scully return from an assignment where they were posing to be Married, but what happens when Scullys ring won't come off no matter what she does, what happens when Monday is tomorrow and rumours start to flare throughout the bureau

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It was late Saturday night and Mulder and Scully, had just returned home from another assignment posing as a married couple, Mulder dropped Scully off and headed on home, It was 11:30pm when Scully dragged her tired body through the door and inside her apartment, She placed her bags down and headed for the Shower, after a relaxing hot shower she made her way to the bedroom, placing herself on the side of the bed she reached and turned on the lamp with her left hand then she noticed the ring, she looked at it for a moment, Why hadn't she taken it off?

"because you only just got home" She thought as she held her hand out, too tired to bother with it now she rested her head down on the pillow and went straight to sleep

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Sunday Morning

Scully woke up later than usual, still feeling groggy from that previous day, she heaved herself out of bed and went to freshen up, she was in the middle of making breakfast when she noticed the ring again, She paused for a moment then went pull it off but it wouldn't come, confused she tried again, again it wouldn't budge,

"Damn thing" She thought as she searched for something else, she tried water, and still it wouldn't come off, getting irritated she got some soap and rubbed it into her hands, again she pulled, but it didn't move,

"Come on!" She was getting a bit panicky by now and was even more determined to get the ring off, but no matter what she tried it didn't work, on the verge of a full blown panic attack she had one last option…

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"Mulder!" A knock came at the door "Mulder!" Mulder opened the door and to meet a very upset Scully

"Scully what's up?" Scully walked in past Mulder and stood in the middle of the room with her back to him "Scully are you…" he Started

"It won't come off" She stated not turning around to face him, Mulder was a bit confused

"What won't come off?" He was really confused

"The ring, the ring wont, it won't come off" Mulder just stood there in shock

"What do you mean it won't come off?" She turned around to face him

"I've tried everything, water, soap, I've pulled it until my finger went red, it just won't budge" she was worried

"Here let me have a go" She held out her hand to let him have a go, and true enough it didn't come off, no matter what he did, he stood back, and thought

"Well we could cut your finger off then sow it back on?" He suggested

"Mulder!"

"Ok, Ok" He thought for a moment

"I've got it, come on" he took Scullys hand and led her towards the car

"Where are we going?" they got in the car and started to drive

"Who are the most reliable people you could ever meet?" he grinned at her

"Mulder no!" He nodded "Mulder!"

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"I still can't believe it" Frohike was laughing out loud

"Yeah Mulder where do you plan to take Scully for the honeymoon" Langly was in stiches holding his stomach

"GUYS!" Scully was frustrated, the Gunmen had tried everything to get the ring off but failed and now, they were making fun of it

"Sorry Scully" Byers said but Langly pick up the sentence "Yeah, I feel sorry you have to marry Mulder" The three of them cracked up again,

"Hey, I'm not that bad to live with" Mulder said seriously, they all paused and looked at him, then the 4 of them cracked up laughing again, Scully stood there, anger fuming through her veins

"Real mature guys, real mature" Scully was sick of them she grabbed her coat and headed for the door

"Scully, hey wait a minute"

"you want to make fun of this, I'm leaving" She nearly reached the door when Byers piped up

"I've got it!" Scully stopped dead in her tracks and turned around

"What?" She asked

"I think I know how to get it off" Byers looked serious, Scully walked back over to him, and placed two hands on the table in front of him,

"Tell me how and I will make your life worth living" Scully was desperate at this point, Byers backed away a bit

"There maybe a way, we need a thin metal rod the size of a nail file and some soap" Byers was rummaging around through some stuff

"What ever you got planned, you better make it work" Mulder said, all of them looked at him

"Why?" Scully asked suspiciously

"You better make it work, because tomorrow is Monday"

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Hey guys an idea I thought of all of a sudden

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ps can someone tell me what episode Scully gets the nick name Ice Queen?, i don't remember it, thanks