Our heroine of the story is currently in her room laying down. The kunoichi didnt wan't to go outside seeing as the heatwave reached an all time high today. Her stomach growled letting her know she was hungry.
"I know you're hungry stupid stomach! I heard you the first three times!" She was undoubtly angry today. For some reason everything ticked her off at the moment. Even Kankurou's loud breathing made her wanna strangle him. She went downstairs to the kitchen where she saw her brothers cooking. They were having a conversation and as soon as she walked in they stopped.
"What?" Her eye began to twitch as they watched her.
"Temari you've been back for a month already is that correct? You had stayed in Konoha for a month as well, right?" Asked Gaara.
"Yeah, so what?" She crossed her arms trynna see what he was getting at.
"In this month you haven't been feeling weird or anything?" Asked her other brother.
'What are they insinuating?' She glared a bit.
"No I haven't." She sat down trying to control her anger. Oh, the puppet master's insistant talking really makes her wanna break something.
"Are you sure?" If Gaara weren't the Kazekage at the moment. The things she would do to him right now.
"Get to the point. I don't have all day for you guys to be jumping around a subject." She told them. She saw Kankurou take something out of his jacket.
"We want you to pee on a stick." He flatly stated taking out a home pregnancy test and putting it on the table. Oh were the Kami's testing her at that moment. She jumped out of her chair.
"You guys better be joking." She growled as she crushed the box.
"No, we aren't. We knew you would do that so we even got another one." Gaara stated as he took out another test.
"I'm not gonna take some stupid test!" She tried leaving but Kankurou got in her way.
"This is for your own good Temari." She pushed him out of the way but before she can make her grand escape sand covered the exit. She started pounding on it.
"You guys are so lucky I left my fan upstairs!" She yelled out. The brown hair male got up from the floor.
"Temari we will let you go if you promise to take the test." The redhead neared her. He was holding up the test for her to take.
"Fine, its just a stupid test any ways." She snatched it out of his hands and left to the bathroom.
"That went way better than I expected." The Puppeteer sighed in relief. They watched the door waiting for their sister to get out.
"No need to freak out Temari. Its just a test." She kept telling herself as she read the instructions. After following them she placed it down on the bathroom counter and went to the kitchen.
"So?" Asked Kankurou.
"I have to wait five minutes." She told them. "What's for lunch? I'm hungry."
"Grilled beef burritos." Gaara answered her. They didn't pay attention to the test as they ate. The three siblings were having what they classify as normal conversation.
"All I'm saying is if I was stranded somewhere in the middle of a mission in a place I've never been before I wouldn't bother asking for directions. I'm seeing if they have hotsprings or the closest ones they know and spend my time there until you guys send for help. No matter how long I stayed there." Temari told them. "It would be all expense paid too because it was a mission and you have to cover my bills."
"Always trying take advantage of the system." Gaara rolled his eyes and turned to his older brother."Next time she's out on a mission watch her so we don't go broke by the end of this year."
"I dont know, that's kind of smart. I wouldn't mind a hotsprings detour either." He told the Kazekage. The blonde raised her hands up in a you see manner while smirking.
"I'm not hearing this. You know what yes I am. You too are fired." The younger one stated.
"You can't do that." Temari crossed her arms.
"Yes I can. I'm Kazekage I can do whatever I want and you two are so fired come Monday morning." He shook his head not being able to believe what he just heard. After lunch Temari went to check the test and when she saw the results she screamed. Her brothers ran to her weapons in hand.
"What happened?" Kankurou asked. She turned around and showed them the test. "Damn Temari you had us thinking someone broke in!"
"This is worse! An attacker I can handle." She groaned in anger. "Shikamaru when I get my hands on you!"
~achoo~ Shikamaru sneezed.
"You're not getting sick are you?" Choji asked taking a bite out of his bar-be-que. They were currently having dinner as a team in their favorite restaurant.
"Nah someone must be thinking about me." He answered him.
"I know who." Ino teased her teammate in a sing song voice.
"Shut it Ino."
Temari was currently on her way to Konoha. Some might think she was on her way to tell the love of her life the great news she found out. But no. This is Temari. In her head she's thinking of ways on how to kill him. Children were never part of her plan especially when a lazy ass ninja was involved. How can she let this happen? Stupid ass always seducing her and shit. Well this has to stop!
She already planned her life. Live in Suna and protect it with her life. Be the best ambassador she can be for her village because it is the best place in the world. But no, now she's pregnant and its that lazy asses fault. Oh, once she gets her hands on him.
Shikamaru and his team were currently training in their usual spot with Naruto. He had the male blonde caught in a shadow possession jutsu when he was thrown really hard into a tree. He couldn't help but to groan in pain as his back throbbed. He opened his eyes to see a seething Sunagakure Princess holding up her fan. He saw as his friends just sat their watching him get his ass beat.
'Thanks for the support guys.' He rolled his eyes.
"What the hell was that for?" He yelled out trying to stand up. 'I think she fractured my ribs.'
"That's for getting me pregnant you stupid jerk!" She yelled out getting near him. Ino had stars in her eyes imagining her life as an aunt.
"I thought she would have killed him forsure!" Naruto yelled out seeing the seen before him.
"I was planning to but I calmed down on my way here." She was getting ready to hit him one more time but he luckily caught her in his jutsu.
'I should be lucky she lives three days away or I really would be dead right now.' He couldn't help but think. Oh was she gonna be the death of him one day.
