Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. If I did, Jacob would've imprinted with me and we would be happily living in La Push right now. I don't own Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne either. This fic came about when I just randomly got the song stuck in my head and started to think about Twilight. So enjoy.
Edward's Dad
Edward's dad is not half bad, Edward's dad is not half bad, Edward's dad is not half bad, Edward's dad is not half bad.
Edward, can I stay over next school vacation? (vacation)
We can listen to your dad's conversations. (conversations)
Is your dad back from his 'camping trip'? (camping trip)
Is he home, or is he trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little girl that I use to be. I'm almost 17 years old, enough to get married…
Edward's dad is not half bad. He's all I want and I'll wait 'til I go mad. Edward, can't you see you're just not the one for me. I know it might be sad, but I'm in love with Edward's dad.
Edward's dad is not half bad, Edward's dad is not half bad.
Edward, do you remember the first time I came to your house? (to your house)
Your dad came out of the bathroom completely doused. (completely doused)
I could he really liked me when he didn't grab a towel… (no towel)
And the way he is with his hands just makes me want to howl. (wanna howl)
And I know you probably think that it's really dumb of me, but since your mom "went out of town" your dad could use a girl like me.
Edward's dad is not half bad. He's all I want and I'll wait 'til I go mad. Edward, can't you see you're just not the one for me. I know it might be sad, but I'm in love with Edward's dad. Oh-oh-o-oh
(I'm in love with) Edward's dad. Oh-oh-o-oh
Edward, can't you see you're just not the one for me. I know it might be sad, but I'm in love with Edward's dad.
