Whew! There's a Parappa The Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy section here at last! I love these games almost as much as I love Final Fantasy, an' that's saying something! This story is a Parappa/Lammy fic, and it's rated R for lime scene(s) and a particular scene of violence later on, and in this chapter. Sorry to all Sunny Funny fans, I just don't think her and Parappa should be together! (Man, what would their kids look like?!?) Anyway, on with the fic, and if it sucks, don't flame me too bad (It burns!)


New Found Love
By Kawaii Vivi


Chapter 1: Depression


It was a dark, wet morning in Parappa town. The rain poured down, hammering on the roofs of many houses in the neighbourhood. In one particular house, we see a face we all recognise, Parappa The Rapper, sitting at his kitchen table, staring at the rain outside. The weather outside sets his mood perfectly, as today was the first day he and the girl of his dreams, Sunny Funny, would be just 'friends', and nothing more. After the town had got over 'Noodleization', Sunny and Parappa had just started to date, and he never felt happier, as he had only ever dreamed that Sunny Funny would go out with him. After a few months of happiness, Sunny had broken up with him, and this is what has made our little rapping pup so depressed. He sniffs and lets a few tears out of his closed eyes as he recalls Sunny's words exactly……
' Parappa, you are a wonderful person, and a great guy, but I don't think we should see each other anymore…… because I've realised that over these past few months, I've really only liked you as a friend, and not in the way you like me. I'm terribly sorry, and I know you must feel really bad, but I can't help my feelings, and I'm afraid that I don't like you in that way. But we can still be good friends……'
"Friends……?" Parappa choked out, squeezing his left fist tightly with his right paw " I really wonder what I did wrong……" He slowly rose from the chair he was sitting on to slowly walk towards the Patio doors leading to the back garden, which were now completely covered in speckles of rain water. He looked up to the sky, and, not being able to contain himself any longer, broke down crying.
" I can't face life without her!" he sobbed, and leaned his forehead on the patio door, letting his tears run down his face and onto the cold, lino floor of his kitchen. It was only the sound of the phone ringing that brought him to his senses. Since there was no one else in the house to pick it up, he walked slowly into the lounge and picked up the phone.
"……hello?" he answered with a great sense of depression in his voice.
"Parappa? It's me, Lammy." The girl on the other end answered. She could tell he was upset by the tone of his voice, so she decided to ask him what had made him so sad. Parappa just stayed silent, but you could definitely hear sniffles and sobs in the background.
" Parappa, what's wrong?" she asked again, but she still didn't get an answer from him. Knowing that this must be a real serious matter to have upset Parappa that much, she sighed and said……
" Um…… I can't help you if you don't tell me what's upset you, so me and the girls are gonna come over and help you get through this, OK?" and with that, she put the phone down. Parappa really hadn't heard a word of that since his mind was somewhere else. He just guessed that Lammy wern't there no more, and dropped the receiver mindlessly. He then just slumped down onto one of the green chairs in his lounge, and stared blankly at the TV screen, even though it wasn't turned on. He drifted off into his thoughts though the silence, remembering some great times he had with Sunny, and then recalling what she had said to him yesterday. The sound of the doorbell brought him back to reality, so he jumped off the chair and answered the door. It was his three friends, the girl group known as MilkCan.
"Hi." He said bluntly as he saw his friends through the doorway, though not making any kind of eye contact with them.
"Parappa, you look awful! What's happened?!?" Katy Kat gasped as she saw the state of her friend…… his eyes were all red and puffy, and his light coloured fur looked all shaggy, like he hadn't washed in weeks. He said nothing as he led them to his lounge, and he slid down on the couch. Lammy decided to sit next to him, whilst Katy and Ma-san stood next to them.
" Seriously Parappa, what has upset you so badly?" Lammy asked softly, lightly holding his paw in hers in a comforting way.
"Must'a been pretty bad." Ma-san mumbled to Katy, who nodded in agreement, and was also surprised that she didn't come out with a sarcastic comment that she always does. Parappa just sniffed and hugged his friend who was standing next to him. Lammy, not prepared for this action, stumbled back slightly, then regained her balance. She returned his hug, although she struggled slightly to breathe.
" Sunny……s-she broke up w-w-with me……" he stammered, sobbing on Lammy's shoulder. After hearing this, Katy sat down on the couch to hug him too.
" Oh Parappa, that's dreadful……" Katy said sadly, totally sympathising for her friend. He sobbed a few more times and held onto his two friends tightly.
"When'd she dump you?" Ma-san asked as she sat down on one of the chairs, in her language that only Lammy and Katy understood. Katy shot a glance at her for putting it like that.
" What did she say?" Parappa asked, looking at Katy.
"She said when did she break up with you?" Katy translated, making Ma-san's actual words sound a little more comforting.
" Yesterday….." Parappa sniffed, his words sounding a little distorted "I took her out to the movies to see Dragon Warrior (I made this up, OK? That's why it sounds like a lame movie title…). During the movie, she seemed a little more distant towards me like she was in the past week. I don't know……. But it felt like she was trying to avoid me. I tried to hold her hand in the movie theatre, but she wouldn't let me, and that's when I sensed something was up with her. After the movie, we grabbed a Beard Burger, and then took a walk in the park. It was then that she said the reason she's been acting weird…… was because……b-because…… she realised that she only likes me as a friend, not in the way I like her……"
Lammy sighed sadly, feeling bad for her dog friend when he told her the news.
" I thought you and Sunny would always be together." Katy says sympathetically, hugging her friend a little tighter. Parappa nodded, and mumbled something like 'so did I'.
"I bet he feels a lot better having the two of you cuddling him!" Ma-san snickers, unable to hold in her comments any longer. Katy said nothing but gave her a death glare.
" Cut it out, Ma-san!" Lammy snapped angrily, which was actually a rare occurrence for her as she never gets angry easily since she's so shy and nervous.
"Sorry, just tryin' to lighten the atmosphere, jeez!" Ma-san said in a slight shock, as this was only the second time she's seen Lammy get mad at her.
Parappa stayed silent through out this small argument, as he was still too depressed to even care about what was happening. Katy sees him hang his head lower and nudges Lammy to stop arguing with Ma-san and say something to him.
" Don't you worry Parappa……We will help you as best as we can to get through this." Lammy said to try and get him to feel a little bit better, and to get her mind off being angry.
" Yeah…… If you need anything at all, you just tell us, K?" Katy adds, smiling slightly. Parappa looked up at his friends and smiled for the first time since they've been here.
"Yeah, so don'cha be so depressed now, dogboy!" Ma-san smirks. Parappa looked confused for a moment, but smiled again after Katy had translated what Ma-san had just said.
"T-thanks…..." he sniffed "It's nice to know I have such great friends." Lammy and Katy smiled back at him, and gave him a last hug before they rose from off the couch.
" Well, we'd best get back to the studio to rehearse for our next gig." Katy said looking at her girlfriends. Ma-san nodded and jumped off the chair, ready to go.
" You wanna come with us?" Lammy asked Parappa, who was still sitting on his couch. He looked up at the lamb and smiled as he nodded, knowing that going out and doing something with MilkCan is much better than moping around his house thinking of Sunny.
" Ok, you can tell us what you think of our latest song!" Katy says with a bit of excitement and they all headed towards the front door. Parappa looked down at his shoes as he walked with his friends. He really wanted to try and stop feeling depressed, but for some reason, his mind won't let him, as he's still thinking of his ex-girlfriend. Ma-san notices this and pokes his back with one of her drumsticks.
"Hey, hey! If you wanna hang around with us, you've gotta lighten yourself up!" she said with a frown.
Although Parappa had no idea what she just said, he had a slight guess, since she told him about cheering up before and he had looked a bit depressed now. He just turned around, and sighed.
" Sorry. But next time, don't poke me so hard, OK?" he then turned back round to see they were almost at MilkCan's studio.
"I didn't even try to hurt you, ya little wuss!" Ma -san mumbled as she scratched the back of her head with one of her drumsticks.
When the gang finally reached the studio, Katy opened the double doors and they were inside. Parappa sweatdropped as he looked around and saw empty cans of cola and empty Chinese containers everywhere, as well as wires and cables spread across the floor.
" I thought I told you to tidy up!" Katy growled angrily at Ma-san, who just simply shrugged.
"You helped make the mess, so why should I have to tidy up after you like a little slave?" she said calmly, whilst looking at Katy's angry face.
" Because I paid you to do it!" she yelled, getting really peeved.
"You paid me already by giving me $20 yesterday. So, deals off……unless you give me another $20 to try and start again……" she smirked as she held out her large paw, ready to receive $20. Katy growled and then triggered off an insult war between her and the smallest MilkCan member. Lammy just sighed and sat down, reaching for her guitar and plucking a few chords.
" Why all the mess?" Parappa asked Lammy, mainly out of curiosity.
" We all slept here last night, and we all were famished at about 11 o'clock, so we ordered some food." Lammy answered, still playing a few chords on her guitar. " Then Katy paid Ma-san $20 to clean up the studio in the morning after we all went home. As always, she hasn't done it……" she giggles softly to herself as she watches her friends bombarding each other with insults. Parappa looks at this and laughs lightly, the first time he's laughed since yesterday. Lammy notices this, and gives him a small smile.
" We'll help you Parappa, so let's try and laugh a little more, huh?" she suggests. Parappa nods and smiles back at her. He then reaches out and grabs her paw in a friendly way, as if to say 'Thanks.' Although Lammy knew this, her shy side kicked in and she blushed. Feeling her cheeks going red, she quickly turned away, and looked at Katy and Ma-san, who were still angry at each other.
" You guys, quit it now!" Lammy calls over, hoping to make her feel a little more easy. Katy and Ma-san look over to their two friends, and know that they should be rehearsing, so they quit fighting, and decide that they should all help tidy the mess. Parappa got up to lend a hand, but Katy insisted that he didn't need to, as he didn't make any of it, so he sat back down on the floor, and leaned his back against the wall. He slowly closed his eyes as he fell into a light sleep……



(Authors Note: The start of this dream is from the first two weeks they started going out)

Parappa and Sunny Funny were both sitting in the Ice Cream Parlour, eating their chocolate and vanilla sundaes. Parappa smiled at his flower friend sitting across from him and held her hand softly in his paw. Sunny swallowed a mouthful of her dessert and smiled back at him, whilst squeezing his paw lightly.
" You look lovely today Sun." Parappa said as he looked into her eyes, his smile growing a little bit bigger.
" Why, thank you Parappa." Sunny said whilst blushing slightly from his compliment. They both sat in silence for a while so they could eat a little more of their ice cream, although they were still staring into each other's eyes.
" So, what's the lovely Sunny Funny doing tonight?" he asked her whilst swallowing a mouthful of his chocolate sundae.
" Why, I think I'm busy tonight……" she says teasingly.
" Oh really?" he asks, cocking an eyebrow.
" I'm spending time with my boyfriend tonight." She giggled. Parappa laughed too and squeezed her hand a little tighter.
" You know, my life's a lot brighter now you're my girlfriend……" Parappa whispered softly as he leaned across the table towards Sunny.
" You're so sweet……" Sunny whispered back, as she leaned forwards too…… their faces drawing closer and closer, when all of a sudden, Sunny grabs a fork out of her pocket and slams it into his chest, right into his heart. Parappa howls in pain as he stumbles back, though Sunny doesn't let go of the handle. When she pulls it back, she pulls out his heart, smirking cruelly.
" You won't be needing this no more……" she sneered as she plucked it from off the top of the fork, and slammed it in the garbage. Parappa looked at her in pure horror as his face grew pale, and started to fall to the ground.
" I…… thought…… you…… loved me……" he managed to choke out. Sunny just looked down at him and laughed.
"Why would I ever waste my emotions on a pathetic little doormat like you?" she smirked evilly whilst looking into his bloodshot eyes. " Why, I simply did what any girl would do if they were going out with you…… use you, and then throw you away!" she then laughed and walked out the parlour, still laughing like a maniac. Parappa choked as he looked around, no one even paying attention, as if they hadn't seen what had just happened. He suddenly coughed and collapsed on the ground, no longer breathing……




"ARRGGGHHHH!!!" Parappa screamed as he sat up, sweating from that nightmare. His friends immediately ran to his side and sat down beside him.
"Jesus, what the hell happened?" Ma-san said, a little annoyed from that sudden scream. Parappa had no idea what she said, so he asked Katy what she said.
" She said what's happened?" Katy translated. After settling for a while, he told his friends what had happened in his daydream. Lammy and Katy again took this opportunity to hug their friend, whilst Ma-San just said "Wow, that sucks."
" Parappa, it's gonna be OK……" Lammy said reassuringly, and at that time, Katy nodded in agreement.
Parappa just simply sniffled, and tried to shake all thoughts of what has just happened from his mind, but to no avail. He sniffled as a tear ran down his cheek, dreading that he'll never get over Sunny, and his life will be miserable forever……



Woah, it looks like our favourite rapping pup will never get over Sunny…… I hope that the dream wasn't too horrible…… but then again, this is an R Rated story…… anyways, please read and review, and I'll try and update as soon as poss!