The Mascot Mewls?! A short fic

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Summary: All Naruto wanted was to pass the year with flying colours. Then how the heck did he end up in an oversized fox costume doing a stupid dance for the girls volleyball team? And how the hell is he going to keep his identity hidden from the Uchiha who is cruelly threatening to severely rip Naruto's fluffy nine tails off?


"Next!." Genma yelled for the next boy to make his way to the middle of the deserted gym. Chouji happily heaved his way out after finishing the try outs. He hopped that he would be chosen as the new mascot because it was considered as a sport. He really needed something sport worthy typed in his school records if was going to get into a good college. He did not hear Genma sigh to Raidou the man sitting next to him.

"Well, i guess that's the end of the mascot try out then." He said as no one else came forward.

"Hmp. So Genma," Raidou asked, "are we going to choose Nara who would most likely bore the crowd to death with his minimum effort or the fat kid, who would probably end up splitting the costume in two or start hyperventilating from the physically demanding tasks of a mascot?"

The two men pondered for awhile and eventually came to a decision as they made their way out of the gym.

"I think Chouji would last longer." Genma commented.

Raidou nodded. "the fat kid it is then."