The Yoga Show
Story combined with YuGiOh and Fruits basket
This is the very 1st story I've put in public so please be nice cuz I'm a softy. Okay here it goes…
Disowned: I do not own Yugioh! Nor Fruits basket
At the Sohma house:
Momiji: Good morning Tohru!
Tohru: oh good morning Momiji. What are you doing here?
Momiji: I just wanted to stop by. Actually, I wanted to see what's on t.v
T: oh I see. Feel free to watch.
M: Thanks Tohru. Say, where's Shigure?
T: He's been gone for three days. He was going on a small vacation. It looked like Yuki and Kyo where pretty much happy about it.
M: oh I see. Where are they now?
T: Yuki's planting leeks and strawberries while Kyo's at the top of the roof.
M: usually, Kyo always goes up there because he's depressed. What's up?
T: sigh He and Yuki got in a fight and well, he lost, again.
M: tough…want some candy?
T: Sure.
M: I better start watching t.v
T: okay, if you need me, I'll be in the kitchen,
Momiji went to the living room where the t.v was. He turned it on and started changing the channels until he stopped when an interesting show was about to start.
M: Hey Tohru! Come here and watch this with me!
T: what is it?
M: I don't know but it sounds interesting.
Announcer: welcome to the best relaxing show on earth, Shadi's Yoga Show! Here's your host…SHAAADIIIIII!
(Put on accent)Shadi: hello my brotheras an' sistas!
Announcer: and his assistant…Dartz!
Dartz: Hello! Believe in the great leviathan!
M: tohru, what's leviathan?
T: I have no idea. But let's go with it.
Yuki and Kyo came in. They saw them watching a show about an Egyptian guy and a leviathan believer in tights. 0.o
Yuki: Ms. Honda…what are—
Kyo: what the hell are you guys watching!
T: Hi guys. You're just in time
Kyo: In time for what!
M: Shhhh. It's starting.
Shadi: today on the show, we have 3 special guests. But we shall be with them one at a time. Our yoga lesson for today is levitation.
T M: oooh!
Kyo: oh please….
Dartz: our first guest is from Domino City. He came here because he got a problem. You see, he has a wife who is about 7 months of pregnancy. She's been driving him nuts and I think he needs to take a break.
- (the wife is not what you think it is in my version) -
Shadi: he is the president of Kaiba corp. Here's Mr. Seto Kaiba
(Applause)
Kaiba came in tired. He did not smile.
Dartz: My child! Why aren't you in the proper suit?
Kaiba: Because I do not wear tight bathing suits!
M: hey Kyo! That guy reminds me of you a lot.
K: shut the hell up Momiji!
Shadi: All right let's get started. Let us begin. Cross your legs, like this.
M: Tohru, let's do this, too.
T: Okay!
Y: Ms. Honda, I don't think you should do this.
T: Why not?
K: Because it's stupid that's why!
M: I think you should do some relaxing, too. Join us Kyo!
K: oh helllll nooo!
Dartz: cris cross applesauce.
Shadi: Put your fingers in the yoga position and repeat after me, 'I am a hollow weed'
Kaiba: I…am…a hollow…weed?
T M: I AM A HOLLOW WEED!
Y: eh…
K: oh damn. I'm going to the kitchen
Y: Me too.
K: why are you going to follow me, you damn rat!
Y: I need to put these leeks on the kitchen table you stupid cat.
K: I hate leeks, damn rat!
Y: You don't decide things
Meanwhile they are arguing in the kitchen….
TM: I AM A HOLLOW WEED, I AM A HOLLOW WEED
Dartz: Now, close your eyes…relax. Imagine yourself levitating.
Tohru and Momiji were doing exactly what they said. Dartz and Shadi were above the ground. Kaiba, well, he had trouble levitating. Momiji and Tohru were levitating above the ground. Now Yuki and Kyo could not believe their eyes 0.o;
Shadi: now say 'just two more months'
T M: JUST 2 MORE MONTHS JUST 2 MORE MONTHS!
Y: Ms. Honda, Momiji, you shouldn't say that.
K: two more months for what! No one's pregnant here! Not that I know of….
Dartz didn't say that. He said something else.
Dartz: oh great leviathan. Soon I shall offer you more souls just wait…
K Y: 0.o
Dartz thought about that hard and he hit himself with the ceiling and he fell flat.
Shadi: okay that's the end of the first lesson and our 1st guest… who didn't do anything at all. I think I'm getting ripped off. These Americanese bastards!
Dartz: oh great leviathan please help me…
Shadi: Thank you Mr. Kaiba. When we come back from our sponsors, our next guest will be from a place not from Domino City. So don't go away…
Y: please be not who I think it is…
M T: who?
K: if it is… I'm gonna blow up chunks…
M T: Who?
Y: probably not. I mean its one out of millions of people…
M T: WHO?
To be continued...
So whatcha think? I'll do the next one very soon...
