Summary: What happens when Young Justice collides with Santa?

Rule #1: Do not tell Robin Santa Claus isn't real.

(Twas Jason.)

Rule #2: Do not decorate the mountain as if Santa threw up there.

(Twas me this time.)

Rule #3: Do not try to bake ginger bread houses or cookies.

(Now that's just an injustice!)

Rule #4: If you regret telling Robin that Santa isn't real, you may not fly, run, swim, or teleport into the North Pole.

(You know who did what. Boy, that was a wild day.)

Rule #5: You cannot try to blend in with Santa's elves or try to impersonate Mrs. Clause.

(Robin was perfect as an elf and M'gann made herself into Mrs. Clause. You know something bad was going to happen.)

Rule #6: You may not eat the cookies and candy that they have there.

(They were delicious.)

Rule #7: If you are going to the North Pole, at least don't take any weapons.

(We took Jason, Deadpool, and Talisman with us, along with a pissed off Roy. You can do the math.)

Rule #8: Do not allow Kaldur to befriend the penguins there.

(Apparently, he's a Gunther-whisperer. ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE!)

Rule #9: Do not deface Christmas trees while you are in the North Pole.

(Deadpool and Talisman did this.)

Rule #10: Please, do not feed the reindeer.

(Oops.)

Rule #11: Do not confuse Santa for a monster.

(It wasn't our fault he growled like a monster!)

Rule #12: Do not try to corrupt the elves. We're still on bad terms with Santa because of that.

(Again, I do not regret it. The North Pole needed some pizzazz!)

Rule #13: Do not try to change the naughty and nice lists so you and the team will be the only ones to get gifts.

(Me, Roy, Jason, Robin, Artemis, and Talisman were all on the naughty lists. So, we just decided to rewrite the list as 'Nice', then add the names of the rest of the team. Apparently, Santa fell for it!)

Rule #14: You may not try to break the ice so you can surf.

(Yeah, I mean, who's stupid enough to do that?! Oh, wait, I know! Talisman and Deadpool!)

Rule #15: Do not rig the toys to blow up when opened.

(I sent explod-o-bear to Bruce Wayne, Olliver Queen, Hal Jordan, Wade Wilson, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, James Jesse, and Hartley Rathaway. I soo deserve to be on the naughty list.)


It was a normal day in the mountain. It was a few days before Christmas Eve, but the cheer and joy was there. M'gann and Zatanna were going crazy with decorations, all the while Kaldur was scolding Wally and Raquel for having had left him in the zoo a few days ago. Robin and Artemis entered the mountain with Jason in tow, who had brought Roy, Deadpool, and Talisman with him. Wally smiled and shook his head at them.

"And we wonder why the League thinks we're going Rogue." He told them, forgetting about his scolding, and sped over to his friends.

After getting glomped by Talisman, he greeted Jason, Deadpool, and Roy, then turned to Robin and Artemis. "Why does it look like Santa threw up in here?" She asked as she looked around the mountain.

Tinsel was all around the mountain, along with green, red, and white banners, mistletoe strung all around, with pictures of Santa Claus, reindeer, and whatever Christmasy you can think of. There was a large tree in the middle of the main room, already covered with the works. Wally whisteled, then turned to Zatanna and M'gann, who were smiling broadly.

"You two work fast." He noted.

Zatanna smirked at him, and said, "Well, when you have an awesome magician like myself, and an eager martian, you end up working faster than anticipated."

Wally smirked back at her, but Robin cut them off. "Wally, what did you ask Santa for?"

Wally smiled at him, and was about to answer that, but Jason cut him off. "Kid, you still believe in Santa?"

Robin turned to him, still smiling, while Wally did 'Stop it, you idiot' motions with his hands. "Of course I do, Jaybird."

Jason scoffed, crossed his arms, and smirked, "Santa ain't real, kid. Get it through your thick skull."

All went to hell after that.

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