Mixed Anime Court
The case of Naruto vs. Sasuke. Who is gay?
Judge---Master Chief from Halo
Naruto's Defense --- Inuyasha from Inuyasha
Persecutor --- Gaara from Naruto
Jury --- Kagome Higurashi from Inuyasha
Dark Magician from Yugioh
Yugi Muto from Yugioh
Hinata Hyuga from Naruto
Pikachu from Pokemon
Witnesses --- Iruka Umino from Naruto
Jiraiya the Toad Sage from Naruto
One day in a court room several different mixed anime characters gathered to discuss is Naruto and or Sasuke gay?
Master Chief --- Okay lets get down to business how do the defense dent pled?
Naruto --- Straight!
Sasuke --- Straight!
Master Chief --- Okay Inuyasha call Your first witness.
Inuyasha--- I call Naruto's sensei Iruka to the stand.
As Iruka takes the stand Yugi on the jury make a good judgment.
Yugi--- Hey wait a minute why is the weirdo in battle armor the judge he's not even anime?
Gaara --- Why are you hear you don't even have any powers, do you?
Yugi--- Of course a do, go get him Dark Magician
Dark Magician leaves the Jury and attacks Gaara. Gaara looks at him and uses his sand coffin to kill Yugi. Dark Magician looks scared and retakes the jury.
Master Chief--- Great now we have a even number of jurists!
Gaara--- I can fix that!
Gaara uses another sand coffin to kill Master Chief.
Pikachu--- Oh my god
Naruto--- Man Gaara your so cold you made a Pokemon talk.
Dark Magician --- well I guess I'll Be the judge know
Dark Magician turns to Dark Sage and becomes the new judge.
Inuyasha--- Well anyway Iruka take the stand. Iruka during your years with Naruto have you ever seen him do anything gay.
Iruka--- No but, he is still the number one knuckle headed ninja.
Inuyasha --- I rest my case for know.
Sasuke --- Wait what about me?
Inuyasha --- actually I do think you are gay since you are always around that snake freak.
Dark Sage ---- It is settled Sasuke is Gay take him to the weird retarded gay jail.
Inuyasha --- There is no such thing.
Dark Sage --- There is now.
Gaara --- Well now I would like to present my reason why Naruto is gay.
Gaara shows the video from the second episode when Naruto slips and kisses Sasuke.
Naruto--- Hey that wasn't on purpose believe it.
Gaara --- Prove it. The cross examination rests.
Inuyasha --- Fine I call Jiraiya to the stand.
As Jiraiya takes the stand we cut to the jury to see what is going on.
Kagome --- Hey Hinata you like Naruto Right
Hinata ---- ……?
Kagome --- Come on it is written all over your face.
Hinata ---- …… well I guess.
Kagome --- I knew it.
Back at the real trail Inuyasha starts to ask Jiraiya questions.
Inuyasha --- Jiraiya do you have any thing to prove Naruto straightness
Jiraiya --- well hear I have one great picture that proves Naruto is straight and that picture is of his Sexy Jutsu.
Naruto --- Better yet I'll show them
Naruto transforms into his Sexy Jutsu From and everyone in the court room falls over .
Inuyasha --- I rest my case
Over in the stands Kagome stands up and yells
Kagome ---- Inuyasha wait Call Hinata as a witness.
Inuyasha --- What? Why?
Kagome -- Because She likes Naruto and I can tell Naruto likes her back ……. oh.
Inuyasha --- Gee Kagome you sure do have a big mouth.
Kagome --- Sit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha takes a face plant while Naruto and Hinata start to blush and Dark sage starts the final judgment.
Dark Sage --- Jury please state you votes
Hinata stays silent, Kagome votes straight and Pikachu just yells
Pikachu --- Pikachu!
Dark Sage --- Well Hinata stayed silence so well count that as gay so we have a tie since Pikachu can't talk.
Gaara ---- I'll make him talk.
The sand in Gaara's gored start to go around Pikachu
Pikachu ---- Gay Pikachu voted that way since Gaara would kill him if he didn't
Dark Sage --- That settles it Naruto is
Hinata ---- Straight
Dark Sage --- Well THAT settles it Naruto is straight.
