I got annoyed at writing my Kingdom Hearts fic because I'm STUCK _ So here is a one shot based off a joke my friends and me like to make.

It was day one of Light and L being tied together when I, ahem, FOUND OUT.

I was in the living room, talking to Sayu about hair products and nail polish, the basics. She is getting all grown up now, she needs to know how to dress, really. Does she want lonely cops like Matsu after her all the time? Sheesh!

So, anyway, that's when we heard a crash from upstairs, which was followed by my Light screaming, "L O L!!! L O L!!!" What's so funny? I want in on the joke! Is what I had wondered at the time. L O L, laugh out loud, right? How horribly wrong I was, horribly, horribly wrong. I should have took a hint when Sayu said, "Oh dear God." Under her breath and went shopping.

So, I decided to burst through the door, in case they were talking about me. I mean COME ON! So what if I shop at Hot Topic? At least I can afford it!!!

"Hey, guys what's so fu-" Is all I got out before I saw what they were doing. I was PISSED at Light for a while, but, we made a little deal.

Light can be lovers with L.....as long as I get pictures!!333 How delightful to be wrong. Tee hee!