I want a Harm for Christmas.
Author: Alicia
Rating: PG-13 because of 4th line in the 1st verse. My daughter insisted!
Summary: Mac sings a Christmas Carol.
Disclaimer: I don't own JAG or the song. I'm just having some fun in my own little sick twisted way.
A/N: I can't help it folks! I teach special education for a living! I have to be a weird it's a survival skill.
I WANT A HARM FOR CHRISTMAS
I want a Harm for Christmas, Only a Harm will do. Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy, I want a Harm to play with and enjoy.
I want a Harm for Christmas.
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use my dirty chimney flue,
Just bring him through the front door,
That's the easiest thing to do.
I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes, To see a Navy hero standing there.
I want a Harm for Christmas,
Only a Harm will do.
No Claytons, Mics, or Daltons,
I only like Harm,
And Harm likes me, too!
Harriet says Harm would eat me up, but then, That's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?
There's lots of room for him in my room. I'd feed him there and wash him then give him his massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes, To see a Navy hero standing there.
I want a Harm for Christmas,
Only a Harm will do.
No Claytons, Mics, or Daltons
I only like Harm,
And Harm likes me, too!
Author: Alicia
Rating: PG-13 because of 4th line in the 1st verse. My daughter insisted!
Summary: Mac sings a Christmas Carol.
Disclaimer: I don't own JAG or the song. I'm just having some fun in my own little sick twisted way.
A/N: I can't help it folks! I teach special education for a living! I have to be a weird it's a survival skill.
I WANT A HARM FOR CHRISTMAS
I want a Harm for Christmas, Only a Harm will do. Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy, I want a Harm to play with and enjoy.
I want a Harm for Christmas.
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use my dirty chimney flue,
Just bring him through the front door,
That's the easiest thing to do.
I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes, To see a Navy hero standing there.
I want a Harm for Christmas,
Only a Harm will do.
No Claytons, Mics, or Daltons,
I only like Harm,
And Harm likes me, too!
Harriet says Harm would eat me up, but then, That's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?
There's lots of room for him in my room. I'd feed him there and wash him then give him his massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise When I open up my eyes, To see a Navy hero standing there.
I want a Harm for Christmas,
Only a Harm will do.
No Claytons, Mics, or Daltons
I only like Harm,
And Harm likes me, too!
