Never Take Fuega's Reese's

A Legion of Superheroes fanfic

Author: LoTuSfIReSwOrD

Summary: why legionnaries shouldn't take a plasma-wielder's candy.

Disclaimer: I don't own LOSH. If I did Timber wolf would be MINE!!!! (He's smexy). Oh and never steal someone's candy IT'S! NOT! RIGHT!!!


It was normal day at the Legion headquarters and everything seemed normal (well as normal as things can be for superheroes). Little did they know it was gonna be chaos for them.

"Hey Fuega, what's up," Chameleon boy said to Fuega

"Oh hey Cham," Fuega said to the Durlan

"So where you headin'?" wondered Cham

"Oh I'm just going to the cafeteria to eat some Reese's and relax," She responded

When they entered the cafeteria Cham sat down in a chair while Fuega looked for her beloved candy. After a few minutes of searching in the cupboards she was starting to get pissed off (uh-oh). When she was looking in last one and didn't find the precious Fuega slammed the thing closed with so much force it was a surprise it didn't break.

"Fuega what's wrong?" Cham wondered why she looked so angry.

"Because somewhere in that evil son of a bastard cupboard is my Reese's and I want them now!" She replied while glaring the evil cupboard.

"Well check the trash, maybe someone might have eaten them," He said trying to help.

Taking Cham's suggestion Fuega went over to the trashcan and when she looked her eyes widened then narrowed in anger.

"Who the hell took my Reese's?!" She bellowed while her hands started to blaze. "I will find whoever took my Reese's," and with that she flew out of the cafeteria to find the legionnaire who now had a death wish on their head (bye Cham!)

After many hours of interrogating severely scared legionnaires (there are way too many!) Fuega flew back to the cafeteria in defeat knowing that she would probably never find the culprit and sat down in one of the chairs and put her head in her hands sighing.

"So no luck?" Cham asked the slightly depressed girl

"No luck," Fuega sighed

A few seconds later Cosmic Boy walked in the cafeteria and he saw the upset Fuega (I don't like Cosmic Boy at. All. ; Fuega: me either!!!).

"What's wrong with you?" Cosmic Boy asked

"Well if you have to know someone ate my Reese's and I don't know who though," She replied miserably.

After Fuega told him what happened Cosmic boy started to pale.

"Wait, those were your Reese's?" He asked nervously.

"Yeah, why? Did you-you didn't. You ate my Reese's?!" Fuega shouted in realization.

(Ahem. Due to the graphic nature of an enraged Fuega I'm going to end this fanfic here. Let's just say that she got her revenge and Cosmic Boy is in the ICU.)


Remember Fuega loves y'all and never take her candy or there will be hell to pay. (Oh and B.T.W. I wrote this because of my serious craving for Reese's and I had to express it some way). I love you all!