DISCLAIMER: I don't own Invader Zim. I wish I did, but I don't. I DO, however, own Sypha. Don't steal her. Stealing is bad. If you do, I'll kill your……..legs.
This is my first fanfic, so don't be surprised if it sucks. My chapters might be kinda short, too. Please review. You can even flame. I don't care. Just don't say things like "Go to hell and suck Satan's dick." That's just plain rude and I despise people who do that. You can say my story sucked, though. That's fine. Favorite this if you REALLY want to. You don't have to ask me. Doesn't that rock out loud? Now, let the story BEGIN!!!!!!!
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The day started off like any other day. Ms. Bitters was ranting about how we were all doomed, Dib was ranting about Zim being an alien, and Zim was ranting about how great he was and how dumb Dib is.
All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door. A shadowy figure stood outside it. Ms. Bitters stopped her doom lecture. "Class, we have a new student joining us today." She said as she opened the door to reveal a girl. She wasn't like the rest of the girl's, though. She was GORGEOUS. She had smooth, honey-blonde hair, soft, tan skin, and a beautiful, flowing blue dress and hooded cape. Let's not forget the eyes. They were big, like anime eyes, and were deep blue, like a lagoon.
Ms. Bitters stood next to her and spoke. "Class, let me introduce you to-uh-what was your name again?" she asked. (You might have figured this out already.)
The girl's eyes suddenly turned red. "My name?" she questioned. "Sssssssyphaaaaaaa" she said in a sexy tone.
All of the boys' eyes flashed. They all started walking over to her. Zim still remained in his seat. The boys were giving her gifts, complimenting her, kissing her hands and feet, and even groping her. Dib was also part of the group. Sypha just smiled at the attention she was getting.
This, as you can imagine, pissed off the girls. One of them stood and yelled. "Don't you guys have any dignity?" She pointed to Zim. "Why can't you be like the green kid? At least he has some self control!"
Sypha got an intrigued look on her face. "Green kid?" she said. She looked in the direction the girl was pointing to. All of a sudden her eyes grew wide and had tears welling in them as she gasped at the sight she saw. She pushed aside the other boys and went straight to Zim.
"What isssssss your name?" she asked him.
Zim wasn't quite sure what to do. "Uh, Zim." He decided to say. "Zim…" Sypha repeated. "Such a beautiful name, for a beautiful creature."
Zim just sat there, confused as ever, especially when Sypha took his hand…….
I know what you're thinking. "Awww, Zim's gonna get a kiss on the hand" I have only this to say: YOU ARE WRONG!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS:
Sypha takes his hand…..and BIT IT! That's right! SHE BIT HIS FREAKIN HAND! Really hard, too. I mean, you could see blood from under his glove, whatever color it was.
"OW! DAMMIT, YOU BIT MY HAND!!!!!!" Zim screamed.
"I know." Sypha said with an innocent look on her face. Her eyes were now white. "Aren't you happy?"
"NO!!" Zim shouted. "WHY WOULD I BE HAPPY!? MY HAND IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!"
Zim's angry face was almost touching Sypha's. Her eyes turned to an indigo-like color. "I've just showed you the ultimate gesture of love, and you scream at me?" She said while tears dripped down her face. Her eyes quickly changed to black when she got a mad look on her face. Huge blue flames suddenly shot out of her hands as she screamed at the top of her lungs. When she was done, her eyes turned indigo again and she ran out of the classroom sobbing. Zim stood watching her. "What the hell just happened?" was all he said
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So what'd ya think? I bet you have a lot of questions, but I'll probably answer them in the next chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! AND BE HONEST!!! DON'T JUST SAY IT WAS GOOD JUST TO MAKE ME HAPPY!!! I HATE THAT!!! Yeah, so be as brutally honest as you want in your review. I won't be sad. It might help me make the next chapter better!
