Title: Smile

Summary: Draco Malfoy makes a bet with his Slytherin cronies that he could make Hermione Granger swoon. He fails to realize that Hermione, Ron, Ginny, and Harry have over heard him and his friends plan this. With the consent of her friends, Hermione plans to make him squirm. Love blossoms, but only in one of their hearts. Not your typical fairy-tale ending. Inspired by "Smile" by Lily Allen.

(A/N: Hey everyone! I'm backkkkk! Lol, well thanks for all the support on "Dreary Days". I hope you guys enjoy this fic as much as you have enjoyed that one. I've decided to take a total different route on this story by the wayyyy. Anywho, please read and review! Btw, is it proved that Hermione's middle name is Jane? Cause I've thrown that shit out the window, lol. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and as always, ignore the books, lol.)


"Ronald, please concentrate," Hermione Granger groaned. She was helping him study for a Potions test in the library and he was, as always, ignoring her. Perhaps his concentration was lacking more than usual because Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley were making out behind a bookcase and one could say that they were not trying to conceal it.

"I can't. It's much too noisy in here…"

"We're in the library, for Merlin's sake!"

"I'm talking about Gin and Harry," Ron grimaced. "Gosh, I've accepted it but it is still the most disgusting thing I've ever seen…and now heard."

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Well, if you plan on passing this Potions exam then you're going to have to block them out."

"Fine," Ron sighed. He slid his seat closer to her and stared into her notes with a blank expression.

"Goodness Ronald, you would have thought that I, Hermione Granger, would have chosen to date a boy who was a tad bit brighter than she. But instead, I go the total opposite direction," she said, playfully.

Ron pouted. "Thanks a lot Mia, I really appreciate it."

"I was kidding and how many times have I told you not to call me Mia?"

"C'mon, Hermione Miranda Granger…I've adopted Mia."

"It's just not me. It's odd."

Ron kissed her cheek. "Whatever, Mia. Anyway, let's study, then?"

"Yes please. Now, when you were sound asleep two days ago, Snape explained to us the Drought of Confusion. He told us that it could negatively affect you—Ron!"

"Huh? What?" Ron said, snapping out of his sleep.

"You were falling asleep on me."

He sighed. "I'm sorry. I just can't do this."

"Fine, then take my notes and study whenever you feel like it. I'm tired of trying to keep you awake."

"Don't be mad."

"I'm not," Hermione said. "I just think you need some alone time with my notes here. Have a good time."

She got up and just when she was going to exit the library, Ginny grabbed her and pulled her behind the book case where her and Harry were at.

"I don't feel very comfortable with you two in here," she muttered.

"Please Mia, we would never," Harry said.

"Mia? Why is this spreading like wild fire?"

"Shhh," Ginny said. She retrieved Ron and brought him back there, too. "You guys have to hear what Malfoy and those other baboons are talking about."

"I don't care," Ron grumbled.

"Oh, but you will," Harry assured.

They all silenced themselves and on the other side of the bookcase, Draco was sitting with his fellow Slytherins. They were doing a horrible job at whispering to each other and their conversation was quite audible.

"You want me to do what?" Draco said with disgust.

"Make that Gryffindor Mudblood fall directly at your feet," Blaise Zabini repeated with a grin.

"And could you please clarify what I would be gaining from this?"

"Well, I think we can admit here that Granger has been looking quite luscious lately, so you'll be getting some of that ass. Also, all of us here are willing to put some money together and pay you 500 galleons for our entertainment."

"Make it 1,000 and I'll say yes."

"Deal," Blaise smirked. "You better make this good Draco if we're going to pay you that."

"Oh, it will be," Draco said. "Hurting that Mudblood and getting her to do whatever I want? It'll be great."

"I can't believe that jerk!" Hermione said, angrily.

"Be quiet!" Ginny said, nudging her.

"I'm going to beat him to a pulp!" Ron seethed.

"Don't be thick! We could use this to our advantage," Ginny said.

"Are you daft?" Harry asked.

"We could hurt him if Mia agrees to go along with this," suggested the red head.

"What?" Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in unison.

"Mia, you let yourself be 'swooned' by Malfoy and instead make him fall in love with you. Or atleast you can make him desire you until he suicides from the blue balls."

"But that would involve Mia letting herself be…touched by Malfoy," Ron said. "I would never allow that."

"But Ginny may be on to something," said Harry.

"No, no way. He's way too perverted," Hermione said.

"But we could finally get the ultimate revenge. You can single-handedly break Draco Malfoy. He'll get a taste of his own medicine, Mia," Ginny grinned.

"I don't know…I need to think about this," Hermione said.

"We need to think about this," corrected Ron.

"Mia, don't let the opportunity go," Harry said.

"Stop calling me Mia or I'll murder all of you!"

The other three sighed. "Finnneee…"

Hermione sighed. "Okay, I'm going to go back to the common room to do some homework. I can't be in this library anymore. Let me know if you hear anything new."

Ginny nodded. "Think about it!"

"Gin, stop trying to tempt her," Ron said.

"Hey, just think of Malfoy squirming because of Mi—Hermione," Harry grinned. "Best thing ever." Ron snorted.

As Hermione exited the library, she was pinned against the wall. Her brown eyes met with Draco's stormy gray ones.

"Where's the rush Granger?"

"The rush is me getting away from you," she answered, pushing him away.

"Ah, come now, I know you don't have much to do…," he whispered, twirling a strand of her hair with his finger and pushing her against the wall again.

"I'm not a bum like you Malfoy, I have an agenda that doesn't consist of food, sleep, and sex all day."

"Sex, ey? I didn't even know that word was in your vocabulary," Draco grinned.

"There are many things you don't know about me," she retaliated.

"What? Is the virgin of all virgins not a virgin at all?" Draco slowly glided a single finger against her thigh and Hermione tried to hold back a grimace.

"Merlin, get away!" she said, kicking him in the knee.

"Feisty, aren't we?"

"Get over yourself!"

Hermione stormed down the corridor towards Gryffindor Tower. If he wants to put her up for bets and money like some sort of worthless possession then she was going to teach this boy a lesson. Hermione Granger vowed to break Draco Malfoy into a million pieces by making him love her.