Me: CRACK!

Yammy: So, where do I come in?

Me: You'll see. *maniacal laughter*


Ulquiorra walked down the hallways of Los Noches with Yammy on his tail. The tenth espada wouldn't stop complaining about something that had happened while he was in the human world.

Finally, Ulquiorra got fed up with all the senseless noise his stalker was making. Careful to keep his face expressionless, the fourth turned to Yammy, "I thought Lord Aizen asked to speak to you?"

"He did?"

Ulquiorra nodded once and Yammy took off, running to find Aizen.

"Hey, Lord Aizen, Ulquiorra said that you wanted to speak to me!"

Aizen turned around and frowned slightly, "Not this again? Yammy, when Ulquiorra says that I want to speak to you, that means he is getting fed up with you following him around constantly and that you should seriously start to consider leaving him alone!"

"What, really?! Then I should go tell Ulquiorra that I'm going to leave him alone from now on!" Yammy ran out of the room and down the hall. "No, wait! Oh, crap…" Aizen pressed his face into his hands as Yammy's voice carried down the hall:

"HEY, ULQUIORRA! I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY!"

A few minutes later, Yammy came back into the room, "Hey, Lord Aizen? Ulquiorra said that you weren't done talking to me."

Aizen screamed and bashed his head into the wall.


Me: And… End!

Ulquiorra: Welcome to my world.

Me: Now we know what Yammy, Aizen, and Ulquiorra do in their freetime.

Aizen: Not my idea...