Greetings, beings of lesser intellect!

This is your supreme, highly capable, handsome and tall soon-to-be leader, Kenny, making his first entry in his new digital log! Here I shall, for your wisdom, elaborate on my grand plans to overthrow the cretins currently ruling the beyblading world! Muahahaha!

It has come to my attention that despite being a highly skilled and vastly knowledgeable beyblade technology genius, the likes of which cannot ever hope to be challenged, my popularity with the fans of the sport – particularly the fairer sex – is shockingly, unacceptably low.

Of course, being surrounded by a bunch of athletic pretty boys does me no favours. It is virtually impossible for anyone not blessed with outlandish good looks and the body of a Greek god to stand out in the ladies' eyes in a sport which has the likes of Miguel, Ray, Garland and Kai, just to name a few.

Thus, I have decided that my first step in world domination – er, that of the beyblading world, that is – will be to increase my physical appeal. By doing so, I shall eradicate a significant amount of competition, paving my way into the hearts of pretty girls around the globe! – and dare I hope, catch the eye of the beautiful angel that is Ming-Ming herself! I can already imagine it….the two of us, standing side by side on stage after a captivating performance of beyblading and singing combined, holding hands and waving to our cheering, ardent worshippers – she in her lovely, sparkling pink dress and I in a dashing lime-green tuxedo – ah, glory days, you shall be upon us very soon!

Now, as for my plans to improve my physical appeal, I have come up with an elaborate training routine and some calculated measures, in order to achieve my goal. These are as follows –

Get up at 5 am in the morning and run 10 miles, every day without fail. Ray, Kai and Daichi do this to stay in shape – even Tyson and Max run their 10 miles once they wake up (or are woken up, in Tyson's case)

Secretly study Kai's weightlifting regime when he goes to the gym, then follow it myself. If that's what Kai did to get and maintain those muscles all the girls keep ogling, I'm definitely going to want to do it.

Follow a high-protein diet, as my mother always told me to do when I was a little boy. (sniff…..I wish I had been an obedient son and eaten all my meats and vegetables like a good boy back then…)

Since I have tried, and failed, to develop and sustain a deeper voice, I shall design a small voice modulating chip that I can attach to my throat to lower the frequency of the soundwaves emanating from my larynx, giving me a much more masculine and sexier voice.

Purchase growth enhancers – no, I do not mean steroids – from the pharmaceutical store. The television commercials for these products guarantee making children grow taller at a better rate and help increase overall physical development.

Get a new hairstyle! I had recently overheard Mariah telling Emily that she found my current hairdo "weird", stating that it was a "mop", that completely hid my eyes! I don't see her complaining about Ray's ridiculously long hair – why do the girls love his hair so much!?

Anyway, once I got over my initial indignation, I realised she did have a point. I should cut my hair, and allow the world to see my eyes! I am sure the fangirls will be mesmerised once they see them! Perhaps I'll get Miguel's hairstyle; he's very popular with the ladies…

Get a change of wardrobe…..hmm, I'm still not sure about this one….it is possible that my style is too nerdy? What should I do? Wear face paint and a long scarf? A baseball cap and jeans? Bright neon colours? An aviator jacket? Possibilities, possibilities….

As of now, I shall follow this scheme. The results should be evident in a few days' time. Soon, my master plan shall come to fruition, and I will be the most irresistible man on the planet! Wahahahaha! So, until my next update, my faithful minions!


This is something I've had in my head for a few days now :D

My updates for Secret to be told will probably be weekly now - it's undergoing some rewriting, so I'll update next week...and for this one as well, since my vacation is over -_-

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