Author's Note: I don't own anything!

Summary: THE SEQUEL TO "Ron's Magical World of Hair Styling"! Ron starts a dating service!

It took Ron several hours to clean up all of the supplies from his hair salon. It was a very last minute decision, but he decided to start a dating service. He got the inspiration from when he gave Filch his makeover and Mcgonagal came in and made out with Filch. It was a very classic moment.

Everything was almost cleaned up and the last thing he needed to put away were his scissors! He held them up to the sky dramatically and set them in a box. He looked as if he were to break out into song! "Farewell!" he sang in a falsetto.

Ron set up a desk with all of the essentials on it. Notepads, pencils, pens, paper, a computer, a printer, and a stress ball. He also created a file cabinet for all of his cases! He was ready for business. He used his wand to change the sign from closed to open.

His first customer had arrived! Ron was overjoyed and he ran to open the door. When he opened it, it was Albus Dumbledore! "Hi Professor!" smiled Ron.

"Hi Ron! How's the dating service?"

"Well I haven't had a customer yet! I just officially opened!"

Dumbledore clapped his hands out of excitement! "This is going to be so magical!" he giggled.

"You're telling me!" laughed Ron.

"Well, I think you have a customer!" smiled Dumbledore.

"Where?" asked Ron.

Ron looked to the doorway and he saw Snape with a wilted red rose. "I'll come later!" whispered Dumbledore to Ron as he walked his way out.

"Hullo Snape."

"Please, call me Severus."

Snape handed Ron the wilted rose. "Um, Snape…I'm not your date."

Snape turned bright red and grabbed the rose back and apologized. "Have a seat!" began Ron.

Ron pulled out the key board and began to type. "All right Snape! I want you to tell me your ideal partner!"

Snape closed his eyes and began to say, "I would like a woman, tall, pretty, a mom, with red hair, and green eyes. She has to be named after a flower, maybe something like….LILY!"

Ron typed all of this information into his computer and up came a few results. "Right Snape, so you have a few choices. Your first one is Petunia! She is the aunt of Harry Potter and she is married and has a son."

Snape looked like he was going to barf. "She's named after a flower," Ron added.

"Next one please."

"Right the next one says Lily Potter…oh wait…shes no longer alive."

Snape looked sad. "Would you like a date with the ghost of Lily Potter?"

Snape crapped his pants. He lunged at Ron and said, "YES!"

Ron pulled out his telephone and dialed a phone number. "Yes hi, could I have Lily Potter please?" Ron asked.

He waited a few minutes and then he nodded and said, "Thank you."

Snape looked anxiously at Ron and Ron shook his head. "She's busy having the sexy time with her husband James at the moment. Would you like to try Petunia?"

Snape nodded as Petunia showed up. She didn't know where she was and she was confused. Ron approached her and said in a cheesy voice, "WELCOME TO RON'S MONSTER WORLD OF DATING!"

Petunia saw Snape and she automatically remembered him! "OMG! YOU!" she pointed with her index finger.

"Hey Girl, hey!" Snape said seductively as he handed Petunia the wilted rose which she chucked to the ground.

"Forget the romance!" Petunia took off her jacket to reveal that she was in a silver bikini. "Wanna go to a hot tub?" she asked as she rubbed his shoulders.

"You know it!" Snape answered taking off his robes and he wore his favorite g string!

"OMG I JUST SAW SNAPE'S ASS!" screamed Ron.