"I-I can't wait to see Goku. I'm aching for him" Vegeta said in the Empire state building looking out a huge window just wearing a thong.
"Vegeta, I have something important I need to tell you. By the way, I love that tight butt" Bulma said.
"Not right now. I'm weeping" Vegeta said.
"Because you have no talent?" Bulma said.
"No, I went to the cemetary and put flowers on my Hopes and Dreams with Squidward and then I took a selfie with Squidward and posted it on Facebook" Vegeta said.
"Oh, ok. Just tell me when you want that tight butt in bed to sleep" Bulma said.
*Bulma walked off to bed*
"I-I don't want to tell Bulma me and Goku are together" Vegeta said.
*Vegetas phone rang and he answered*
"Hello?" Vegeta said.
"Hi honey! Do you wanna come over?" Goku asked.
"H-how am I gonna get there? Bulma wants to speak to me. She's gonna beat me" Vegeta said.
"Tell her my wife wants to have a fun night out. It's only 10 and naked mud wrestling is tonight" Goku said.
"Ok. I'll tell her and I'll give her the money" Vegeta said.
"Alright I'll see you there at my place" Goku said.
"Bye sweety" Vegeta said.
"Bye" Goku said.
*Vegeta and Goku hang up*
"Vegeta? Who was that?" Bulma asked.
"No- a wrong number" Vegeta said.
"Well, come to bed I need to tell you something" Bulma said.
"Alright" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta and Bulma walk to their room and sit down on the bed*
"Why is there a creepy live goat in the corner?" Vegeta asked.
"I have no idea its been scaring me!" Bulma said.
"It looks like the goat from Gravity Falls" Vegeta said.
"Anyway, I need to tell you something" Bulma said.
"Whatever it is, I support you. If you wanna leave me thats fine" Vegeta said.
"No, I don't wanna leave I just wanna tell you, I'm pregnant" Bulma said.
"W-what? No way!" Vegeta said.
"I have no idea if I'm preggers, I can't change that" Bulma said.
"I know but, theres something I need to tell you too" Vegeta said.
"You're leaving me? Cause if you are, I have another man I have picked out" Bulma said.
"You have your eyes on other guys?! I guess I am leaving you! I was gonna let you smack my butt" Vegeta said.
"I don't I just.." Bulma said.
"No, it doesn't matter cause I've been looking for men too. and I've already found my man" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta walked away and smacked his butt*
"But wait, who is it?" Bulma said.
"Goku. Me and him had it in the butt several times" Vegeta said.
"So at night when you say you have buisness, you are actually have butt stuff with Goku?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah, I'm surprised I'm not pregnant" Vegeta said.
"Men are so stupid" Bulma said.
"Chi-Chi said she wants to hang out with you" Vegeta said getting suitcases and backpacks out.
"Really? Why?" Bulma asked.
"I think she might be madly in love with you" Vegeta said.
"Really? You think so?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah. She wants to me you at the Pink Oysters" Vegeta answered.
"Ok. I'll go. I just have to powder my nose" Bulma said.
"What does that mean? I think it's something only girls say because when I say it people think I'm gay" Vegeta said.
"It means pee" Bulma said.
"I need to powder my... chin. I guess that means poop" Vegeta said.
"Ok, I guess you could say that. Bye honey" Bulma said.
*Bulma went to the bathroom*
"female dog that should drown in the toilet" Vegeta said.
*Before he left he wiped his poopy butt on Bulmas side of the bed*
"Now when she has girls over it will smell like sh*t" Vegeta said.
"VEGETA i'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT WHERE DID YOU HERE THAT FROM?" Bulma asked.
"I was reading a Free fanfiction and thats what Haru said" Vegeta answered.
"What the- I mean.. who is Haru?" Bulma asked.
"Free! Iwatobi Swim Club" Vegeta said.
"Don't read it anymore" Bulma said.
"I hate how you act like my mom!" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta packed his stuff and ran to Gokus*
TO BE CONTINUED
"Vegeta, I have something important I need to tell you. By the way, I love that tight butt" Bulma said.
"Not right now. I'm weeping" Vegeta said.
"Because you have no talent?" Bulma said.
"No, I went to the cemetary and put flowers on my Hopes and Dreams with Squidward and then I took a selfie with Squidward and posted it on Facebook" Vegeta said.
"Oh, ok. Just tell me when you want that tight butt in bed to sleep" Bulma said.
*Bulma walked off to bed*
"I-I don't want to tell Bulma me and Goku are together" Vegeta said.
*Vegetas phone rang and he answered*
"Hello?" Vegeta said.
"Hi honey! Do you wanna come over?" Goku asked.
"H-how am I gonna get there? Bulma wants to speak to me. She's gonna beat me" Vegeta said.
"Tell her my wife wants to have a fun night out. It's only 10 and naked mud wrestling is tonight" Goku said.
"Ok. I'll tell her and I'll give her the money" Vegeta said.
"Alright I'll see you there at my place" Goku said.
"Bye sweety" Vegeta said.
"Bye" Goku said.
*Vegeta and Goku hang up*
"Vegeta? Who was that?" Bulma asked.
"No- a wrong number" Vegeta said.
"Well, come to bed I need to tell you something" Bulma said.
"Alright" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta and Bulma walk to their room and sit down on the bed*
"Why is there a creepy live goat in the corner?" Vegeta asked.
"I have no idea its been scaring me!" Bulma said.
"It looks like the goat from Gravity Falls" Vegeta said.
"Anyway, I need to tell you something" Bulma said.
"Whatever it is, I support you. If you wanna leave me thats fine" Vegeta said.
"No, I don't wanna leave I just wanna tell you, I'm pregnant" Bulma said.
"W-what? No way!" Vegeta said.
"I have no idea if I'm preggers, I can't change that" Bulma said.
"I know but, theres something I need to tell you too" Vegeta said.
"You're leaving me? Cause if you are, I have another man I have picked out" Bulma said.
"You have your eyes on other guys?! I guess I am leaving you! I was gonna let you smack my butt" Vegeta said.
"I don't I just.." Bulma said.
"No, it doesn't matter cause I've been looking for men too. and I've already found my man" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta walked away and smacked his butt*
"But wait, who is it?" Bulma said.
"Goku. Me and him had it in the butt several times" Vegeta said.
"So at night when you say you have buisness, you are actually have butt stuff with Goku?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah, I'm surprised I'm not pregnant" Vegeta said.
"Men are so stupid" Bulma said.
"Chi-Chi said she wants to hang out with you" Vegeta said getting suitcases and backpacks out.
"Really? Why?" Bulma asked.
"I think she might be madly in love with you" Vegeta said.
"Really? You think so?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah. She wants to me you at the Pink Oysters" Vegeta answered.
"Ok. I'll go. I just have to powder my nose" Bulma said.
"What does that mean? I think it's something only girls say because when I say it people think I'm gay" Vegeta said.
"It means pee" Bulma said.
"I need to powder my... chin. I guess that means poop" Vegeta said.
"Ok, I guess you could say that. Bye honey" Bulma said.
*Bulma went to the bathroom*
"female dog that should drown in the toilet" Vegeta said.
*Before he left he wiped his poopy butt on Bulmas side of the bed*
"Now when she has girls over it will smell like sh*t" Vegeta said.
"VEGETA i'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT WHERE DID YOU HERE THAT FROM?" Bulma asked.
"I was reading a Free fanfiction and thats what Haru said" Vegeta answered.
"What the- I mean.. who is Haru?" Bulma asked.
"Free! Iwatobi Swim Club" Vegeta said.
"Don't read it anymore" Bulma said.
"I hate how you act like my mom!" Vegeta said.
*Vegeta packed his stuff and ran to Gokus*
TO BE CONTINUED
