EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
MULAN
VS
SULLY
BEGIN

[MULAN]
OKAY CRAZY MONSTER I'M RAP UP YOUR DICK
IT TIME FOR YOU TO DIE AFTER I WIN THIS SHIT
YOU ARE NO GOOD MONSTER YOU ARE JUST A SILLY GOON
YOU MUST KNOW THAT I'M COOLER THAN YOU
IF YOU LIKE BOO THEN FUCK HER UP
AND THE REASON WHY YOU ARE NOT SO TOUGH
I KNOW KARATE I COULD GIVE YOU A LESSON
LESSON NUMBER ON IS THAT BOO IS A LESBIAN

[SULLY]
OH STOP YOUR COMPAINING WITH YOUR SLUTTY ADVENTURE
YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A BOY JUST TO SAVE YOUR FATHER
I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE
YOU LOVE SHANG GO FUCK WITH HIM PLEASE
YOU GOT BOSS AROUND BY MUSHU HE A PAIN IN THE ASS
ALSO CRICK-TEE IS THE ONE IN FIRST CLASS
I SHOULD SCARED YOU TO HELL WHEN I COME THROUGH THE DOOR
THEN I'LL COME BACK WITH BLOOD GUT AND GORE

[MULAN]
OH DON'T THINK YOUR PERFECT JUST BECAUSE YOUR A MALE
YOU ARE STUBBORN ENOUGH SINCE YOU WERE A PALE
YOU GOT EXPELLED IN COLLEGE JUST LIKE MIKE DID
BEING HIS FRIENDS IS LIKE MEETING A BITCH
YOUR SHOW SUCK GO BACK TO REALITY
IT HAD TOO MUCH HORROR AND THAT IS SO SCARY
I SHOULD WARN YOU YOUR SHOW WILL DIE
THEN WATERNOSE AND RANDALL WILL BLAST YOU OFF THE SKY

[SULLY]
HEY DON'T INSULT ME I AM WAY MORE BETTER
YOU LIVING IN CHINA WITH YOUR HORROR MOTHERFUCKER
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU ARE NO GOOD FOR YOUR FAMILY
YOU THINK YOU'LL SAVE CHINA YEAH RIGHT IN YOUR DREAM
GO BACK TO DISNEY WITH ALL THE PEOPLE
SIMBA, MICKEY, ALADDIN, CINDERELLA, AND DUMBO
I AM FINISHED WITH YOU YOUR GOING TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND IT HAD BEEN SWELL

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE