"dialogue"
blah=the story i guess...narration, is that a word? o.O
'thoughts'
So you know how the story starts, Dorothy is in her loving home in Kansas and then a tornado hits the house, well in this story, things are a bit different....
"Welcome Trowa! I'm glad you decided to stay with me. This house is very big, and since I gave my servants 2 weeks off, it's kind of lonely"
"Thanks for letting me stay Quatre"
"No problem, it's my pleasure"
Outside there's a huge sandstorm, the worst you've ever seen. It breaks the windows, and an unexpecting Quatre gets hit on the head with a flying book. He falls unconscious (i have no idea how to spell that, sorry ;)
"Quatre!" Trowa yells and goes to his aid, but since there still is a sandstorm going on, and the window is still broken, Trowa also gets hit with a flying object, and he joins Quatre in his state. Two hours later,Trowa and Quatre wake up.
"Ugh, what happened, where am i? My head hurts." Quatre said.
"You got hit in the head by a book, then I got hit too"
"Oh, I guess that would explain why my head hurts, but where are we? I don't think we're in L4 anymore"
"Hmm..."
"Trowa why in the he world do you have dog ears attached to your head?And why are we in my car? I think it's broken now."
"I have no idea" Trowa answered looking puzzled. Just as Trowa said that, he noticed little weird looking people walking towards them. One of them had a pair of glasses that seemed to be attached to his face, and he had semi long hair. Another had a really long and pointy nose, and hair that looked like a mushroom. Another had black hair, and a pointy mustache. The one behind him a gray hair and a stick on nose, the the last was a bit taller than the rest, but still no taller than four feet., he had no hair.
"Trowa, why are the scientists here, and why are they so short?" Quatre asked.
"I have no clue what's going on, we must have gotten hit in the head harder than we thought."
"Thank you! Thank you! You killed the wicked with of the...where was she from again? Who cares, she's dead!" Dr. J said
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"What?" Quatre asked.
"She's under you really expensive fancy car"
Quatre looked down to find Dorothy crushed under the wheels of his car .
"Oh my god Trowa, I killed Dorothy!"
"So? I hated her anyway"
"Trowa how could you say that?!"
"She tried to kill you, she was a traitor and annoying"
"Oh yeah, never mind then. Wanna put the car in reverse and run her over again?". But before Quatre could do anything , the munchkins interrupted.
"We are eternally grateful that you killed the witch"
"You're welcome, but where are we?"
"You're in Oz"
"Oh, how do we get back home?", but before the munchkins could answer, another witch came along, only this one had a white dress on.
"What's going on here?" she asked
"Noin?" both Trowa and Quatre asked at the same time.
"Yes, my name is Noin. What is going on here? What have you munchkins done?"
"These two strangers have saved us from witch Dorothy"
"How nice" Noin answered. "May I ask your names?"
"I'm Quatre Raberba Winner"
"Trowa Barton"
"Well then, thank you for helping the munchkins. Is there anything I can do for you?" Noin asked.
"Sure, but first, how is it possible for you to fly like that?"
Noin looked at him as if he were stupid
"Quatre, i'm a witch, how do you think?"
"Sorry" Quatre blushed.
"How do we get home?" Trowa asked a bit annoyed and impatient.
"I can't help you there, but I know who can help you"
"Who?" Quatre asked
"The Wizard of Oz"
"Who?"Quatre asked again.
"The Wizard of Oz, the most powerful man in Oz. You must go to Emerald City"
"How do we get there?" Trowa asked
"Follow the yellow brick road"
"All right" Quatre answered. Quatre attempted to start his car, but it didn't' work. "Damn Dorothy, ruined my car".
"Here, let me help you, have these red magic slippers"
"Uh, i'm a guy, i'm not gonna wear red slippers" Quatre said.
"Fine then, have this magic pair of goggles"
"Hey! Where did you get my goggles from, and why are they sparkly and ruby red?!" Quatre yelled. Quatre looked as though he was gonna kill Noin, Trowa thought he looked scarier than when he was under the influence of the Zero system.
"Quatre calm down" Trowa said
"Sorry" Quatre said and calmed down. Quatre took the goggles and put then on his head.
"You look good in red." Trowa said.
"Thanks" Quatre blushed.
"All right, you guys should get going" Noin said and disappeared.
"She never did tell me what these "magic " goggles do" Trowa shrugged and got out of the car, then helped Quatre out of the car. Trowa and Quatre began to walk down the yellow brick road. Quatre and Trowa walked together for awhile, carrying out multiple conversations, some about music, others about the war, but mostly about how they could have gotten in this crazy world, and why Trowa had a pair of dog ears attached to his head.
"My head is starting to hurt again" Quatre said
"We've been walking around for awhile, let's rest"
"All right" Quatre said. Trowa found a tree and decided to rest on it.
"This has been the weirdest day ever" Quatre said
"Yeah" Trowa answered. Quatre seemed to be falling asleep, so Trowa remained silent, and let him fall asleep. Quatre fell asleep quickly, and was now leaning on Trowa's shoulder. Trowa looked down at Quatre and smiled 'He looks angelic. What is this that i'm feeling, could it be love? Is that why I returned to him?' Trowa shifted Quatre to a more confortable position, his head now leaning on Trowa's lap. Quatre was sound asleep, and soon Trowa followed.
A few hours later, Trowa awoke, Quatre was still sound asleep. Trowa stared at Quatre's hair, and without thinking about it, began playing with random strands of his hair.
'It's so silky, thank goodness he's a heavy sleeper' he smiled to himself. 'Maybe i'll tell him how I feel about him, but what if he doesn't feel the same way? I could lost my closest friend'. Quatre shifted underneath him, obviously waking from his long nap.
"Mmnn" Quatre groaned. He opened his eyes slowly and realized what position he was in. He immediately got off of Trowa and sat upright. "I'm sorry Trowa, I didn't' mean to-" Quatre sputtered
"It's ok, I don't mind" Trowa smiled. Quatre blushed. 'I love his smile, heck, i love him, but I don't know if he feels the same way. I can't risk losing his friendship..'. Quatre thought 'I honestly didn't mean to end up in that position, i must have shifted in my sleep, not that I'm complaining, and I could have sworn i felt someone touching my hair, must have been my imagination'
"Quatre?" Trowa asked nervously. 'I have to do this now. It's either now or never' "There's something I've been wanting to tell you for awhile now"
"Yes Trowa?"
"I wanted to tell you that I-"
"Hey you two! Yeah you two love birds. Mind helping me down from this stupid thing?" a scarecrow interrupted, actually he looked nothing like a scarecrow, but he had a straw hat and was hanging on a cross while scarecrows were pecking at him. Trowa lost his confidence and decided he'd tell Quatre later. Quatre was blushing at the love birds comment. The two pilots recognized the voice, but couldn't place a finger on who it was.
"Ya gonna help me or not?" the scarecrow asked
"Sure, where are you?"
"Look around the tree you idiot
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"Sorry" Quatre said.
"Don't be sorry, he just insulted you. Don't help him" Trowa said
"No wait! Sorry. I was just kidding! I'm just a little grumpy I've been stuck up here for hours"
"All right" Quatre said. Trowa stayed behind, annoyed that the scarecrow both interrupted him and insulted Quatre, but the voice did seem familiar.
"Oh my god! Duo?! Why are you wearing that straw hat? And why are you on this cross?!" Quatre asked
"How do you know my name? And i'm a scarecrow, im supposed to scare crows. No duh"
"Oh ok" Quatre said, obviously confused. Trowa walked over to Quatre and whispered "I knew that voice sounded familiar. No one seems to recognize us, even though we know them" Quatre nodded in agreement.
"Secrets don't' make friends you know" Duo grinned.
"You want us to help you down or not?" Trowa asked annoyed
"You don't' have to be mean, geez. I was just pullin' your leg" Quatre and Trowa helped Duo , and Duo straightened his hat and picked up a scythe.
"Thanks guys. As you already know, my name is Duo, Duo Maxwell". He put out his hand to shake hands
"I'm Quatre Raberba Winner, and this is my friend Trowa Barton" Trowa nodded in agreement.
"Not much of a talker are you Trowa? Oh well, thanks for the help. Mind if I ask where ya guys are headed?"
"We're going to see the wizard of Oz" Quatre answered
"The Wizard of Oz?"
"Yes, we woke up here and we're lost. The wizard of Oz will help us get back home" Quatre explained
"So this wizard can do anything?" Duo asked
"I guess, I don't know" Quatre answered
"Then i'll go with you!"
"Who invited you?"Trowa stated
"He speaks!" Duo faked a look of amazement, causing Trowa to grumble.
"Trowa you're being rude. I'm sorry for his behavior Duo. Of course you can come along, but why do you wanna come?"
"Well, there's this person I'm friends with, i want them as more than friends, but this person constantly calls me a baka. If the wizard could make me smarter, maybe then they'll respect me a little more and respond to my feelings"
"That's so sad, but don't worry. I'm sure she'll come to her senses" Duo nodded "Yeah. she?..." Duo mumbled so that no one heard him. Trowa looked less angry at Duo, he felt a little sorry for him.
"All right, we should get going" said Trowa.
"Where is this wizard?"
"Down the yellow brick road." Quatre answered.
"Ok, let me grab my stuff and i'll go!". Duo grabbed his scythe polish. "All right! Let's go!".
Trowa rolled his eyes.
Trowa, Quatre and Duo continued their trip down the yellow brick road. Trowa and Duo got to chat a bit, and they realized that the Duo in this world acted exactly the same as the Duo they knew, and if this was true, they wondered who the mysterious person he loved was... Duo still had his long hair, and it was still in that really long braid. He had a worn outfit, and it was entirely black.
It had gotten dark, so the guys decided to rest for the night. Duo and Trowa were still wide awake, but Quatre had fallen asleep the instant they settled. Trowa stared at Quatre sleep, and smiled, not realizing that Duo was still awake, and watching him. Trowa reached for the loose strands of hair covering Quatre face and he gently brushed them away.
"You care for him a lot don't you?"
Trowa was startled by Duo's voice, and lightly gasped "Sorry" Duo said. "You do seem to have a thing for him though. It's easy to see the way you brighten up whenever you talk to him" Trowa tried to stare at anything besides Duo, and decided to stare at the moon. "You don't have to be ashamed of it. It's obvious you love him, have you told him yet?" Duo asked
"I was going to, until you interrupted us, but now I can't bring myself to tell him" Trowa looked down, ashamed he didn't have the guts to tell Quatre how he felt.
"I think he likes you, but if you don't' tell him, you'll regret it. Aw well, I'm going to sleep now" The instant he said that, he fell asleep.
'Ha. Same old Duo. He's right though, I'll tell Quatre soon, but first we have to get home.'
The next morning Quatre awoke earlier than the rest, and decided he would make breakfast, or atleast attempted to with his resources. He had found some oranges nearby and some edible plants.
"Oh well, this will have to do, I do miss my tea though.." he said. "Trowa, Duo, wake up, time to eat something!" Duo woke up in an instant, the word 'food' got his attention.
"Yeah! Food! Come on Trow-man! You'll miss out if you don't hurry!", Trowa sweat dropped and thought, 'Yup, same old Duo'. All three of them ate their breakfast peacefully.
An hour later they continued their trip down the yellow brick road.
"So Trowa, do you think we'll ever get back home?" Quatre asked in a sad tone
"Don't worry Quatre, we will. I promise"
"All right! Enough mushy stuff! How about we play a game of I Spy? I spy with my little eye-"
"Injustice!" a voice interrupted
"Close, but no. I was thinking more like tree...wait a minute, who said that?"
"It's probably-"
"Wufei Chang" said Wufei, interrupting Trowa.
"I recognize that voice and phrase anywhere" said Quatre
"Injustice! I can't get up because that damn woman Sally knocked me down after telling me to try this new armor out! I knew she was up to something! Help me up! and put that oil over there on my armor, it's starting to rust!"
"Ever thought of putting a please in front of that?" Duo said
"Quiet weakling and help me up before I kill you!"
"What are you gonna do? Yell at me to death? Bore me to death?You can't move remember?" Wufei's face turned red with fury
"All right! Can you please help me up?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Duo was too busy laughing, harder than he ever had to pay any mind to Wufei. Quatre decided to help Wufei. Quatre rubbed the oil on his armor, and helped him up, soon Wufei was able to move again. The instant Wufei was up, he lunged for Duo, but was stopped by an intercepting Quatre
"You guys, we shouldn't be fighting!"
"The words of a weakling, but you did help me, so i'll respect your wishes...for now." Duo rolled his eyes and said
"Come on! Let's get going or else we'll never get there"
"Where are you going?"
asked Wufei
"To the wizard of Oz, he can help us with our problems, he's really powerful" Quatre said
"Hmm, then maybe he can help me with mine. Sally says i should have more respect for people, especially woman, or as she says "have a little heart". The damn woman, but I must admit, I need her around, so maybe the Wizard can give me a heart"
"All right! So lets head out" Quatre said.
During the whole trip down the road, Duo bothered Wufei, Wufei got pissed, and Quatre and Trowa kept their distance.
"When do think they'll get tired of fighting?" Trowa asked
"Who knows?Probably never" Quatre sighed. After about an hour of arguing and a black eye later (for Duo), the found themselves in a forest.
"I'm tired of walking. I'm hungry" said Duo.
"Ah shut up you idiot and take it like a man!" said Wufei
"I'm not the one wearing armor, so as far as I am taking it like a man" Duo said
"Arghhhh! Why you little-" Wufei took out his katana and chased Duo, Quatre quickly ran after them, soon followed by Trowa.
"Wufei please don't' hurt Duo!"Quatre yelled
"This idiot has insulted my honor and must now die!".Quatre stopped and begged Trowa to please stop Wufei
"All right" Trowa said. Trowa did one of those impossible flippy things and landed in front of Wufei.
"What the-?!" Wufei said, but before he could say anything else, Trowa snatched the the katana
"Give that back!" Wufei yelled, loud enough to send every bird in the forest flying away.
"Haha! Can't cut my head off now!" Duo taunted
"Calm down , it's a sign of weakness to let him get to you this way" Trowa cleverly made this up in order to stop Wufei.
"You're right" said Wufei and settled down.
"Thank you Trowa!" Quatre said hugging him
"Anytime" Trowa blushed. They soon continued on peaceful trip through the woods, since Trowa told Duo he'd kill him himself if he didn't stop bothering Wufei. All of a sudden a huge lion appeared out and let out a monstrous roar, Actually, it was more like a guy with spandex, lion ears and the messiest hair ever going "Hn". Did I mention he was holding a gun ready to shoot the first person to say a word? The other four pilots were scared. Trowa recognized this "monster" and he also knew his weakness.
"Is that Releena I see over there?"
"Ahh! Where?!"
"Hey it's you!Hey Heero, long time no see buddy" Duo rushed to Heero and hugged him
"Get off of me before i kill you baka".Duo looked hurt, but he shook it off quickly.
"I see Releena is still chasing after you" Duo said
I know, bad spot to end it, but no worries, the next chapter is up! I was just having computer issues >
