Pain in the Night
By Shadowgate
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Stan, Kyle and Cartman walked past Butter's house. They were out in the woods before they'd come back into town and all decided to stop to see the big occasion.
Stan said "hey Mister Stotch it looks like you have some fun stuff ahead."
Butters dad turned to Stan and he said "oh you're Randy Marsh's son Stan it took me a moment to place you."
Stan smiled and said "you know me and Kyle because we got in trouble with your son Butters all the time in the past."
Linda Stotch said "oh yes now I remember you both."
Kyle and Stan clap.
Cartman said "you must remember Kenny because he took Butters to Hawaii."
Steven said "oh yeah and thank you so much Kenny for helping Butters to get on that plane and accompanying him."
Kenny said "you're very welcome it was a great trip."
Cartman asked "did you make out with Butters?"
Kenny said "shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you fat lard."
Cartman said "whoa" and backed off.
Steven said "I assumed that Eric was joking about you and my son making out. I sure don't want any homosexuality in this town."
Stan said "oh I understand that Mister Stotch because gay children are evil and adult bath houses bring down the morality of towns."
Stan smiled with a big sarcastic smile. Mister Stotch said "that's right" as if he fully agreed and had never done anything gay.
All four boys were disgusted.
But Butters dad said "yes indeed and we shouldn't have either of them in town. Plus more corporal punishment in this town would make things better."
When Steven Stotch turned around to help his wife and Butters happy visiting Grandma unload stuff off the truck.
Kyle said "well I can see your big occasion is that Butters grandma has returned to visit."
Butters Grandma responded "that's right." She then asked "where could that fat little piggy Butters be?"
Cartman said "I don't know but when you find the fat little piggy you should take him in the kitchen and cut him open like a piggy."
Butters Grandma and his parents started laughing hysterically.
Stan said to Cartman "dude Cartman I don't think that was funny."
Cartman said "it was all a joke Stan come on."
Kyle said "you were picturing them doing it and it sure didn't seem funny."
Cartman said "well I can imagine what I want because our thoughts are our own free thoughts. It's not like they'll really do it."
Kenny said "Butters grandma laughed and cheered like she'd really enjoy doing it."
Cartman said "well it's not like she'll really do it even if she actually hates him and wants to do it."
Stan replied that's just it for a grandma to hate her grandson and want to do to that to him is what's unnatural.
Butters pops up out of nowhere.
He says "hey guys I see you've come across my grandma."
Stan exclaimed "OH BUTTERS!"
Butters' grandma said "oh Butters I just met your friends."
Butters asked "oh I see Grandma and did you meet Cartman as well or just my three friends standing there?"
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny a laughed.
Butters Grandma suggested a piggy back ride. When she gave him one she started to bounce up and down while walking around.
Then eventually she walked backwards and she slammed the back of Butters head into the family van. Butter's parents laughed along with Cartman and Granny herself."
Stan said "dude that wasn't funny."
Cartman asked "why is Ike's kick the baby game okay but that wasn't?"
Kyle said "I better stop playing that seriously."
The gang of four went home and hoped Butters wouldn't suffer too much.
THEN THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENED!
9PM THERE WAS AN AMBULACE AT BUTTER'S HOUSE
Butters Grandma has unexpectedly passed away.
The whole neighborhood gathered around.
Butters asked Stan and his family if he could stay the night because he didn't feel safe with his family.
Steven said "WHAT'S THE MATTER, ISN'T BEING WITH YOUR OWN FAMILY AFTER A TRAGEDY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU SO YOU WANT TO RUN AWAY?"
Butters answered "yes I think I'll get beaten."
Sharon stepped in and said "it appears he's threatened by you so he can stay the night at my house Mister Stotch."
Stan said "I insist Butters stays with me."
Steven said "oh so now kids make the rules."
Randy stepped in and said "men who kick ass on a little league baseball field can make rules and your son is afraid of being abused and for good reason. So unless you want to fight me like I'm drunk and pissed off on a little league baseball field Mister Stotch your son stays with me tonight."
Butters parents backed off and he got what he wanted.
TO BE CONTINUED
