A/N: Nyo! Star-chan here with ANOTHER Negima fic! (Jeez, I am on a roll here!) Ever heard/read of those fics where the characters write a fanfic of their own? (Yes, WeR4Jounins, I'm referring you!) Well, you've stumbled upon one. Welcome to Mahora Gakuen's official creative writing webpage, where bunches of girls write fanfiction…or do they?

Negima is not mine, but the plot is, though.


I. The Assignment that Started It All

Ring, ring, ring.

"Ugh…morning…"

Ring, ring, ri –

CRACK!

"Stupid alarm clock…it's too early…"

A disgruntled Hasegawa Chisame got out of her bed, grumbling and cursing the world for early mornings. She blamed her alarm clock and her life.

Mostly her life, though. Her alarm clock was a great runner up in the things she hated.

My name is Hasegawa Chisame, age fourteen. Just a regular eighth grader at Mahora Gakuen Chuttobu…

She crossed the room to the bathroom, and began brushing her teeth, while trying to tame her frizzy brown hair with a hairbrush.

with a not-so-normal class. Robots, a ghost, a ten-year-old teacher, a Puerto Rican Japanese, two twins who look like eight year olds, and Chinese girls to name a few.

She had finished within a few minutes, and then began to dress for school.

Did I mention we have a girl that never talks, either? Or we have a girl who acts like a ninja and says "de gozarou"? Guess not.

Finally dressed, with her brown hair in a loose, long ponytail, Chisame packed her homework, laptop and such things in her bookbag and was prepared to leave her room.

Strangely enough, I guess our class has…"bonded" a little over the months. Actually, I've come to accept some of the odd girls. Maybe Negi-sensei, but then again, maybe not.

"Another day, another crazy, hellish week I'm gonna have…" she sighed. "I don't really know why I haven't changed schools yet…"

Actually, that reason is that my mother has this weird phobia of teenage boys coming to get me, or something. Plus, Mahora was the only possible school I could transfer for the time.

Chisame got out her keys to the dorm room, stepped outside and locked it. She shoved them into her pocket, and walked down to the train stop, where crowds of girls were flocking for the train.

"I hear that we're getting a class pet today!" One girl near Chisame said to her friend. The girl giggled as though this was the funniest thing she had ever heard.

"Yeah, right, Hana-chan! As if Seruhiko-sensei would actually get a pet." The girl rolled her eyes dramatically, but the two girls just giggled anyway.

What a bunch of idiots, Chisame couldn't help thinking. They act like the girls in our class, for kami's sake!

They continued giggling for about a few more minutes, until the train pulled up and interrupted them. As Chisame climbed on, she suspected the two airheads who kept laughing would laugh even longer. She sat down on a seat, took out her laptop and began typing.

Dear Virtual Diary,

Today is Monday, which means that today begins the schoolweek. Five days of sitting in a classroom with thirty demented people and a crazy little kid. Fun.

Thirty-one nuts 1, Chisame 0.

At least, there's always…

What? My Net Idol life? I mean, Chiu's Net Idol life or something…

Today's periods include Math, English (ugh), Chemistry (my partner is the silent mime Zazie…hooray), homeroom, and lunch, with a dash of Geography, Biology and Computers. I have a test that I accidentally forgot to study for in bio…great. Just great…

It includes dissecting a freakin' FROG but I'm not complaining…except I hate dissecting anything but a computer. Which is easy.

Well, see you later. Time to go to hell…I mean school.

Log off.

Chisame closed the notebook laptop, and heard the train stop, signifying that Mahora was in plain sight, ready to be filled with millions and zillions of uniformed girls for lessons.

Make that millions and zillions of idiots, Chisame thought as she and a crowd of girls exited the train into the daily heavy traffic. Running girls with the occasional girl-on-scooter and the Chachamaru-using-jet-rockets zipped passed Chisame, who was one of the few who walked.

But the thing that bothered Chisame so much is that every girl greeted her each morning. They had just started a week ago, and Chisame didn't know why. Sure, maybe a "Ohayou!" from Kagurazaka, Sakurazaki (who's gotten more cheerful lately, Chisame noted) or Konoe, but every girl greeted her.

Even Evangeline.

This morning was no different.

"Morning, Chisame-chaaan!" Sakurako greeted cheerfully that morning, with Misa and Madoka as usual.

"Yeah, good morning!"

"Mornin', Hasegawa."

Chisame just grumbled a "good morning", although maybe she said "good death, weirdo".

And even Mana, Zazie, and Chachamaru greeted her. And Evangeline.

"Good morning, Hasegawa-san."(Mana.)

"Good morning, Chisame-san…" (Zazie.)

"Good morning, Hasegawa Chisame-san." (Chachamaru.)

"Hey, Glasses-san." (Guess who?)

Chisame turned around to see Eva glaring at her.

"I know I hate saying this but…have a good morning."

Chisame's mouth hung open. The blond, short ten-year-old said something?! Chisame tried to say something, but nothing came out. Evangeline just glared and walked toward the school.

Well, today was just full of surprises, wasn't it?

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First period was homeroom, meaning Chisame sat next to Ayase Yue and across from Akashi Yuuna, who had the unlucky fortune of sitting next to Evangeline. Although, Chisame came to observe, Yuuna didn't really care. Chisame had asked her one day about it, and Yuuna just shrugged and said, "Well Eva-chan is a good friend and doesn't bother me a lot, y'know? She's actually pretty nice if you get to know her, Chi-chan."

As if.

Chisame sat behind Konoe Konoka, who mostly chatted with Kagurazaka Asuna, Chao Rinshen, Kuu Fei and Kasuga Misora. Well, at the most. Chisame never really talked with much people, sometimes Yue, sometimes Yuuna and on occasion Asuna. She was kind of like Mana: kept to herself, didn't talk much.

So that morning, something felt…different. Chisame couldn't really place the feeling, per se, but she guessed it was like a premonition. A bad one, Chisame guessed.

"Chisame-san."

Chisame was startled; she didn't expect Yue's voice to break into her idle reverie. "Uh, what?"

"Chisame-san, do you feel something…odd?"

"Like a premonition?"

Yue nodded. "Something like that."

"I…I think."

Just then, the door burst open and in came Negi, the homeroom teacher. "Good morning, Negi-sensei!" most of the class said in unison.

"Good morning, everyone." Negi smiled happily at everyone, causing some girls, like Ayaka, to swoon. Chisame didn't get it. She didn't understand how a ten-year-old boy from Wales got a job as a teacher. There had to be some logical explanation behind this, Chisame was sure of it…

"Today," Negi was saying, "I was thinking of a class project. A project that involves all of the students, working together for a grade."

Chisame inwardly groaned. A class project? Working on a project with thirty buffoons seemed hopeless, especially with the self proclaimed Baka Rangers. If it included studying, she and the rest of the class would be facing a failing grade for this project.

"Negi-sensei!" Makie from the front row raised her hand. "Is it a studying grade?"

Negi shook his head, and Chisame felt relieved. Maybe the Baka Rangers wouldn't bring down 3-A after all!

"It's, uh…creative writing grade."

Creative writing? Like, writing a story? Writing things was not exactly Chisame's cup of tea, but it was definitely Haruna's. She looked to the right and saw that Haruna had sat up a little straighter.

"You see," Negi explained, "it's like this: There's this school website called MahoraFiction and the students post their stories on the site, for fun and schoolwork. Has anybody heard of it?"

Unsurprisingly, Haruna's hand shot up in the air.

"Saotome-san?"

Haruna sprang up so fast, she nearly knocked Zazie into the window, and that would be pretty messy, wouldn't it? (Although, Chisame thought, we always have Izumi.)

"I'm a fanfiction writer there, Negi-sensei! My username is Paru and a lot of people like the stories I write!" Haruna beamed.

"Eh? Really?" Negi smiled. "What kind of stories do you post?"

"Well, I can't really say at school…" Haruna said, a sly smile spreading across her face.

This girl is definitely a perv, Chisame thought. Don't tell me she writes porn on a SCHOOL WEBSITE…does she? And people like it?!

"Uh, oh, thank you, Saotome-san." Negi nodded for her to sit down, and continued. "Well, for this creative writing assignment, every week we will pick one girl to write that week's story. When they're done, they'll hand it to the girl who's in charge of uploading them to the website. I'll check the story after it's uploaded. It can be as many pages as you want, just make sure it has good grammar, spelling, ect."

"Who is it?" Sakurako yelled out. "They hafta be good at computers!"

"Maybe Chao-chan, Hakase-chan or Chisame-chan!" Madoka ticked off the candidates, the three girls who were best with computers.

"Ah, I'm sorry yo." Chao shook her head. "Hakase and I have a really big project going on, so we can't do it na." Satomi nodded in agreement.

"That means it's Chi-chan's job!" Yuuna shouted out.

"…My…job…" Chisame lowered her head on her desk, hardly daring to believe she was in charge of uploading all the idiot's stories.

"Good luck, Chisame." Yue patted the angry girl's back. "You need it."

"Ah! Great job, Hasegawa-san!" Negi was happy for Chisame. "You got one of the most important parts!"

The bell rang, signaling next class, which was Chemistry.

"All right! We'll pick the first writer tomorrow!" Negi called. "Start thinking about ideas!"

Everyone looked pretty happy about today's homeroom. Except for Chisame.

Why mee? Why did Chao-freak and Hakase have to have a big project!? Why…mee?

Chisame knew it was going to be a long week, that's for sure.

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A/N: And that's the end of chapter 1! Hated it? Loved it? Read and review, guys! I'll probably post chapter two soon…because I have a pretty good idea what's going into the next chapter. For anybody who cares, Confessions of a Teenage Martian Mage chapter three is being written!! And Sayo no Omoide, maybe a Zazie fic...?

Next Time: The first victim is chosen, and she's not very happy…at all. Although, we rarely see her happy.