Samuel Beckett
1. Never trust a hologram, especially when its name is Al
2. The best idea when speaking to the hologram in question is to ensure no-one else is around, that way you will avoid being thrown into the loony-bin
3. Also on a side note; keep the hologram in question away from ANY members of the female species
4. Love sucks… especially when as soon as you fall in love you have to leave
5. When you decide to never change future events, ensure that you follow-through with the original idea
6. When finding yourself in the position of leaping into a woman who is about to have a child, try not to convince yourself that you could possibly have it, especially when you're a man
7. English Lit is the worst subject ever to teach
8. When finding yourself the pilot of a high speed plane, do make-sure that you have a friend who is both a pilot and a hologram… if you don't… just run, very fast; hopefully away from the plane
9. When waking up and discovering you're a woman... wait yeah there is no good advice for that
10. Never work on a kids show about travelling in time, unless you WANT to look like a baked potato that is
11. When returning to a moment in your past, try not to wreck things up for you or your friends future
12. Sometimes the best thing and the right thing, could not be any more different
13. Apparently, there are rules for Quantum Leaping which also seem to stretch out to when leaping into chimpanzees
14. I may be a doctor, but not even I can mend broken hearts
15. Someone needs to give Ziggy an attitude adjustment- AND FAST
16. Also… someone needs to give Gooshie some tic tacs- AND FAST
17. No matter how much you learn in school it can't prepare you for what happens in the real world… well not unless you want to be a teacher, then you're all set
18. After leaping around in time for ages, oddly enough you start to have a bit of an identity crisis, who would have guessed?
19. I love Donna Elesee
20. I also love Quantum Psychics… but you never tell a woman that your first ever love was Einstein's theory of relativity
21. I miss my dad- but know that he would be soo proud of me right now, helping other people the way I am
22. Albert Calavicci is my best friend, and that will never change- no matter how old grey or senile we both get
23. And yes I DO expect a hologram to knock!
24. When doing something Al wouldn't do, DON'T take pictures.
25. Sometimes, things do go a little kaka. But just remember to ride the ride and live your life. Wherever it decides to take you.
