Hey everyone!

This is a random story that me and Yoshpa made when we played Three Word Story about the weird lives of the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Enjoy! :D


One day in Goomba Village, there was an ugly beast, and her name was Wendy. She was visiting her toenail cutter's best friend Puahuru who loved to watch TV with her friend Jean Slater. However, Jean was fucking insane. So Puahuru decided she was going to morph into a huge potato peeler, and try to peel Jean's potatoes for her.

Meanwhile, Peach was swimming in a pool of blood but she didn't care because she wasn't wearing her crown, which was made of gooey Wendy feet and creamy goose eggs. She had killed Lucy Beale because she made everyone unhappy in the clothing aisle of Sainsbury's.

In Mario's bedroom, he had several types of chocolate type Pokemon named Kiatata and the Bionic SuBo underneath his bed.

Peach accidentally found Tanooki Mario's golden flea shampoo bottle which he used to get rid of the awful Birdo disease carrying wasps in the corner of Cortana's eyeballs.

In the secret doughnut basement lay the corpse of Thicki Minaj who had been slaughtered by the group of yellow Oompa Loompas who were dressed as Miley Cyrus the evil witch.

Somehow, Goombella was doing juggling with her musical instruments that played a sweet tune known as Flurrie's Body Slam that Flurrie always played in the club called 'The Elderly Woman's Wonderful Strip Club'.

Meanwhile, in this club, Princess Shroob and her peasants were having a tongue shoved down their throats, which sounds awful, but they weren't doing sexual things later on, which is a good thing for Toadette who watched on in delight.

"I can't wait to be king even though I'm already the jester of Aunt Babe's cellar." Luigi said. Rosalina overheard this and jumped off the bottom step.

Jean saw this and cooked up Goomba Surprise as Goombario's skeleton lay on the kitchen floor, because he messed with her sausages, if you do that it's bedtime for you.

In Jean's bed, a great, big whale lay, because he was very tired and needed to release his inner demons.

Meanwhile, Bowser blew up because he ate fiery chili and fake Coca-Cola. He blew the candle of his daughter's dog's neighbour and went to Tesco to do some drugs. Ahem.

Yoshpa! That is amazing of you to be stupid!

Red is mean. I'm joking! He's actually beautiful and very VERY funny!


The End.

So what did you think? Do you want me to do another one?

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