A breathtaking thriller written by my infamous brother; Noah. I take no credit.


First, Dangan Ran pan looked deeply into the titan's eyes. Then, upon realizing that he had forgotten all of his super high school level ran pans at home he darted back to his mother togami.

"Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?!" togami exclaimed loudly as dangan ran pan burst in the door.

"I want to join the recon corps!" screamed eren obnoxiously

"what is it eren?" said funk master jean-claude from the back of the room

Then professor sycamore burst in shirtless and sweaty to challenge funk master jean-claude. Upon accepting the challenge jean -claude moonwalked into the sun and died.