The battle starts! Point to Kon!
Ichigo 0 - Kon 0
'Fufufu, nee-san, Kon-chan needs his medicine…'
The boy stared fixated and disgusted and the squirming fluffy lion,
'...time for…sponge…bath…' Kon continued to mumble, unconscious of Ichigo towering over him, 'Neee-san?…' his small beaded eyes came slowly into focus.
'Not quite.' grinned Ichigo 'Ohayo…'
Several moments past in complete silence, neither moving a muscle, until a flash of cotton and the yelp of a hysterical Ichigo roused a young raven haired girl out of the closet and into the battlefield.
'Why were you watching me sleep you dirty pervert?!'
'Urgh! You're the perverted one! And gedd'off my face you little bastard!'
'Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you!' Kon screamed as Ichigo fumbled with his small legs, 'Then you'd look at my precious Nee-sama with your ug-!'
Ichigo had finally managed to pull off the miniature grappler and throw him at the wall.
'What are you arg-!' Rukia tried to intervene but Kon cut across her. 'ASSHOLE! That hurt!'
'It was supposed to!' Ichigo retorted, but catching Rukia through the corner of his eye, he turned his attention to her instead, 'Do something about your stupid little monkey!'
'I'm a lio-!'
But Rukia's anger raged up in seconds, 'My monkey?! You brought him here!'
'Nee-?' Kon began,
'Shut up! It's not like I had much choice, it was your screwy gikongan that started all this!'
'Screwy?!' Blasted Kon.
'He's still better company than some people' shouted Rukia.
'NEE-SAN!' Kon cried.
'Fine! Then hang out with him!' said and embarrassed Ichigo as he stormed out of the room.
'Maybe I will!' Rukia called after him, though she already sounded unsure of what she saying.
'DATE!' screamed an ecstatic Kon.
Ichigo 0 - Kon 1
By Naws, next chapter "The date! Point to Ichigo!"
